Needs and wants between men and women

An amusing take on the simple diferences between the needs or wants of men and women:

Men want
Loyalty
sex
food beer
encouragement
and sit on their a** watching sports
wanking online but wont admit so.
or fishing

Women want
Loyalty
Love
money
super human sex that lasts more
than 30 seconds
More money
personal contacts
Attention
compliments
flowers
credit card accounts
The Sun
The moon
The stars
Your time (all of it)
shopping receipts
explanations of where you been
power and control
A man with a job
A man who will pick up his laundry off the floor
A man who will take out the trash once in awhile without being told
A girlfriend on the side to fulfill the needs that a man cannot.
A dog that wont kiss or lick and tell
Color coordinated clothes and
accessories that can out do other women.
Cellphone paid by their man
Farrari or Mercedes
This list is not complete but please
feel free to add lest we forget
anything professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Comments (17)

A man who will bring her breakfast in bed smitten smitten smitten
A man who will ruin her for all the other men.head banger

All I want...and need...is a spiritual connection and none of the above.
I only want the sun, moon and the stars. grin

So my list is short.

laugh
Put the toilet seat down

(and don't leave either dribbles or skid marks on the bowl either)
Molly that's too much to ask! doh
You can cut out the list below if I can put in the no dribbles or skid marks

money
More money
personal contacts
flowers
credit card accounts
The Sun
The moon
The stars
Your time (all of it)
shopping receipts
explanations of where you been
power and control
A man with a job
Color coordinated clothes and
accessories that can out do other women.
Cellphone paid by their man
Farrari or Mercedes
Molly I think you are asking a bit much but, maybe some men can learn to clean the seat after use.
Akeldama, I only want a man who will NEVER say NO.wine
And I never like Mercedes or Ferrari. I ONLY like X5 and Panamera manual.cheers
Someone that is not a bitterball and makes assumptions will do for me. wine
Daniela I thought you have or had a horse that ruined you long ago. Women dont need many men or horses to mess up their lives it only takes one to do the job and forever it seems to shape their perception and outlook on the female gender. The same applies with men. There are many ladies to choose from but it only takes one to make a man out of a boy. Maybe one day when boys learn to put the seat up or down when appropriate, the girls will finally see the value in men. professor
Yes Lindsay whatever and whenever appropriate However, alot depends on what they are saying yes or no to.
That's right ....I've only had ONE...and he knows who he is!

As for horses...they don't mess my life up...they only enrich it.
That is what I mean, without condition. JUST yes to anything and everything.
I think it's healthier not to generalize so much. professor
I gone add another, woman don't like you are honest and tell them the truth. professor
Gero...that's discrimination ! What about MEN ?

And it should read "SOME" as it's not a generality!
scold
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