YARD SALE
I am having a large yard sale on Sat March 17th from 8am till 5pm. It's going to be a big event the whole community is going to be involved, we will have live music a husband play banjo and his wife with spoons and their dog even joining in with howling. For the kids we will have all kind of games plus Clowns giving out Balloons, and for security we will have drones flying over with cams.I have a lot of items that I am selling but only going to list a few.
Stove, I quit cooking only TV dinners now
pots, pans, and dishes, going nothing but paper plates and plastic cups and Utensils.
Table and chairs, don't need then going just TV stands
neighbors dog, tired of him keeping me up all night
the road close to me, tired of the traffic if you buy you have to close it down
the store close to me, he keeps going up on prices, you can only buy as long as you give me a 20% discount on all items
I have plenty of more items you will just have to come to see.
So if you have any thing just laying around and not any use to you any more tell me and why you would like to get rid of it I would like to know so I can put it in my add in paper. this is a blog to make us all laugh so put anything in if you would like.
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Buy ONE Get ONE Free!!
If you’re lucky, I’ll throw in the dad too!
email me I have another option.
Oh! Good,
Because today I am looking for a Air fryer. Do you happen to have one for sale?...
Will you mail it to me?...........
If you are not able to mail it! I will just go out today and get one.
If you can't wait maybe you need to go ahead and buy.
Air fryer are they any good, I have heard different opinions on them. some say it is not that good for fried chicken and I love my fried chicken
My car cud do with being sold/taken off my hands, and giving my purse a friggin break
Thanks handsome
But trust me..u havnt seen my car lol
Probably a few thousand miles on the hooves/I mean on the engine.
Well my neighbor fried some chicken in her Air-Fryer. And it tasted good!
Maybe we have to learn how to use it for it to taste good!......
Anywho! I will look online for some reviews on it.
Now on my blog. yes you need to come early with the plate with 2 teeth, one of my auctioneers has no top teeth I am sure he will buy. I need him to talk perfect so he does not get any words mixed up so when deals are final there is nothing wrong, I will just make sure their is no apples near by
Pleas don't forget to be here early. I am depending on you to help my auctioneer if he can't perform in his duty I will be expecting you to take is place, and I have all confidence you can do the job
We can start right now just to make sure we get it gight on the big day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Gypsy even if I was able to sale I might not even get a dime.
Please come I could use your assistance please
reminds me, one day I went to what was advertised as a Moving Sale. When I got there, I asked the seller, "So, this is a moving sale, huh?"
He answered, "Yup, I just MOVED all the items out from the garage to the front yard. So, to me, that's a moving sale."
my friend I need you at my yard sale, please bring books and anything you have writing I know we can make some money with them, I am going to set up a table with you and have your books and anything you have to offer for you to autograph and have pics too.
please don't let me down really need you here. I have already put the add in paper you would be here and I am getting a good and favorable response .
please write up some of your poems, I want to set up a table for you to sale and autograph ok.
Start a fight over the said yard sale .
Are you prepared to handle it ?
All this fighting on the blog .
Don't you think you are making a big mistake by inviting everybody at once ?
911 what's your emergency ?
Yard sale fight .