Two in bed, are worth one prescription.....

A friend of mine was telling me that she was cheated on but it all ended well .

Now this begs to demand why and how , you must be asking.

She told me that She went to her Local Pharmcy and asked the pharmacist for cyanide. And he said to her 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' She explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, 'Lord, have mercy – I can't give you cyanide e to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!' So she reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
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Hilarious... making a mockery of the best gift you have, life itself, and you want to relate these sick stories to anyone who is sad enough to care???????
(I only cared for the purpose of making a comment)
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