Said yes, and I’m taking the plunge, squeeeee
I’ll be honest with you, I never expected to marry again but he kept asking and the more I thought about it, the more I realized this is actually the ideal solution for me, so I said YES!!Be happy for me, please - the friends who knew about us, or have started suspecting, think I am making a mistake but I am truly happy. Lipra is - well, he’s a lovely guy. Fantastic sense of humour. When he told me he had 3 wives already I was shocked. Bigamy!! He said no, Biff, 3 wives, that’s very big a' me! I had to laugh, and that’s it, really, any man who makes me laugh . . .
We all get along well, we all like time to ourselves, it will be perfect. Between us we own places in Spain, Ireland, France and Greece, and can switch around now and then for holidays. As the fourth and youngest wife (Lipra is only 48, but adores older women) I get first pick of dates and have decided we will be honeymooning for just over a week every month. I am the happiest woman in the world.
So that’s the official announcement. Very soon I will be becoming Mrs Lipra Loof IV and anyone who is truly happy for me is welcome to attend our wedding xxx
For those who disapprove - back off for now, okay?
**Edited comment. Lipra Loof is an anagram of April Fool and although the date is showing as March 31st, the blog was posted at 1 minute past midnight local time - on April 1st, April Fools Day. **
Comments (84)
But only if you hold it at the Greek mansion
I might have the biggest house and it really should be here. But please come!
Seriously, very happy for you Biff....
By the way, will you be writing future books under your new married name?
Sounds to me like you could be replaced by an older model at any moment
You might find yourself having bubblebaths with all the wives. I've already told them how much fun we had
We're an hour ahead in Spain, though
And no, I'll keep my own name. Taking on yet another would be a bit confusing.
Your new husband might want you to use it anyway.
Be the subservient wife you know you can be.
Ask him if he wants wife No.5!
I’d normally go for older men but I’ll make an exception and let him whisk MiMi awayyyyy....
But lets say I believe you Biff, how did your daughter react to your news?
Now, about these places in Spain, Ireland, France and Greece......
No chance, missy. You'd wear him out and that's MY job
I am sorry for my lack of enthusiasm when i first heard about it. The situation was just a bit unusual, and I was just looking out for you.
She doesn't want to be a bridesmaid, either
Actually while I settle into my new life I may need someone to talk to, especially if Harbal prefers bubblebathing elsewhere too often. Zman is already combing his beard, twirling his moustache and eyeing April (the wife in Greece) with interest.
Luckily you're too young to interest him. Phew. Okay, and too tall. Double phew.
I shall pack my flute and jesters hat.
My kids survived!
Biff, you can have him on Mon, Tue, Wed, Thu, Fri, Sat and even Sun.
I’ll only have him on Public Holidsys!
Deal?