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I will tell you the secret to surviving an encounter with a lion that I learned from a seasoned safari guide. A American lawyer in Zimbabwe told me.

Two lawyers are camping out on the savanna on their first trip to Africa. One lawyer wakes up in the tent to see his lawyer buddy frantically lacing up his running shoes.

"What are you doing?" he asks his friend.

"There's a lion outside the tent."

"Are you crazy? You can't outrun a lion."

"I don't have to outrun the lion. I just have to outrun you," says the lawyer to his friend.

Actually, the joke is on both of them. If these two lawyers knew what they were doing in the bush, they could both have survived their encounter with the lion.

What would you do it you was out there with your mate in the tent ?