Redneck mam writes to her son..................talk about backwards lol

Dear son
I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven’t seen ’em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.
The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn’t make the final payment on Grandma’s funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don’t know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don’t get this letter, please let me know and I will send you another .
I planned to include money but had already sealed the letter
Love ma.....

Comments (3)

miclee
Driving thru Hillbilly Country one night, a guy roinds a curve & sees a man with a shotgun blocking the road.
He stops the car.
Shotgun man walks over to the car window, shoves a jug into the driver's hands, puts the shotgun barrel on his chest and orders...
"DRINK!"

The driver sniffs the jug; smells like gasoline.
Looks at the shotgun.
Takes a swig...burns like battery acid.

Shotgun guy grabs the jug & shoves the shotgun thru the window...
"Now you hold the gun on me!"

Hospitable folks. Always willing to share.
laugh

cowboy
Lol scary, but you would not have much of a choce either would you but to play along wave
miclee
uh oh...drinking

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