Abnormal.
Normal isgetting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, and sitting for ages in gridlocked rush hour traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you have to have to pay for the clothes and the car, and for the house which you leave empty all day so that you can afford to live in it.
Normal is
1 conforming to a type, standard, or regular pattern
2 according with, constituting, or not deviating from a norm, rule, or principle
3 occurring naturally normal immunity
3 relating to, or characterized by average intelligence or development IQs within the normal range
4 free from mental illness : mentally sound symptoms of paranoia in otherwise normal persons
Normal is
1. An idealistic state of being that remains as such. Because the idea of such a state varies from being to being and any set standard is nonetheless someone elses idea of what it is this condition warrants satisfactory confirmation of being amongst the confirmed members of such class, by the individuals code.
2. Normal is about as concrete as the idea of "love". The meaning is constantly evolved to suit the momentary desires and/or needs of a single person, or group of people.
3. A tool of conformity.
Normal people never think for themselves, they play follow the leader their entire lives and freak out when confronted with any situation they were not trained to deal with.
Yeah, I'm looking up normal to see if I am. It's not looking good.
Oh hang on -
Normal is
There is no such thing as normal so there can't really be a definition
Phew.
Comments (55)
I thought I was but proving it is going to be tricky. Some of the time is as good as we can hope for, colour me impressed!
I'd also heard the formula 40 hours a week for 40 years to retire on 40% of your income, that sounded a bit more upbeat than the Graham Greene one
But maybe being abnormal isn't the worst option
Ha!
not in Scotland they weren't, they were all grey pebbledash to match the sky
I'm just differently normal.
I think.
Biff ~ Ours were redbrick but there was an air of slight pretentiousness and Roses in the front garden and
not much originality. I would hate to be normal..... whatever that is.
Why do I think of Bank Managers who read The Observer and let it do the thinking for them, and read books that are highly recommended, and never do anything mad. ?
I'd much rather be Me,Myself and I.
My theory is everybody's weird - it's just a matter of finding people that match your weirdness.
On the other hand I no longer want to be
Strangely I never have and won't now, ask; What do you mean different.
Don't know the answer but never really picked it up but as, possitive ???
Next
The Big Lebowski always cracks me up
Hmmmm...thinking
I suspect I am different in the gawd-would-hate-to-be-like-Biff way
I don't usually think it, and this too will pass, but for now I guess my best bet is to track down some zombies and tell them to make me laugh.
Priscilla of the Desert.
Dinner and a Date..
Gypsy.
very funny.Given that it was always synonmous with Linda Lovelace.
Every country has their version.
Margaret Trudeau.
Mata Hari...Biff will be inspired and
maybe do us an Annual vlog
upload pic
copy the txt from the box that appears dont cut it
post it as a comment on your blog
use prewiew first so you dont get something abnormal