The difficulty with finding someone online

Johnny_Sparton

by Johnny_SpartonWilliamston, Michigan, USA

Jun 2018 2,127 Views 145 Comments 2 Likes

Is it really that difficult? How many long-term relationships have formed due to this site? I have been here a few years now and I know of maybe 2 relationships that have formed. My friend who introduced me to this site found his wife on this site. And, Daniel. I didn't know him, he was sorta of leaving as I was getting on. But, I remember him posting a blog about becoming involved in a relationship. How many other do you know of?

How can one improve their chances?

My number one and two improvements seem to be a better profile and pictures of just me...and no females.

Maybe I should write a profile with a bunch of demands? For example, don't tell me I need a different profile. Or, shut your face about my pictures.

Okay, a little dramatic here at the end.

Just a little bored here tonight....isn't that something, as soon as I get done working for like 12 hours...the moment after I eat, I am bored. Sounds like I need a woman. :)

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Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

you are bored so a woman is required? that sounds funny to me. do you have a TV?

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Stuff is boring on TV.

Actually....I just seen something on it that was very interesting....watching American Pickers. They were at a guy's house that had about 10 pictures of Whipped Cream Girl, that Robert loves sharing on his blogs.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

If there was a woman here, I could tickle her pits.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

BTW....sitting in front of a tv....it is like one is just wasting away....waiting to take a crap or something.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

it must be consensual

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

You can go out and do something with a woman....like take some back road trips. Used to do that back in the day....when I smoked weed....put some music on and just go down wooded roads, look at the sky....was actually fun.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

and a woman will make you not feel like you have to take a crap?

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Tickling pits doesn't have to be Palm.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Well, as long as the drama level is low at the moment Palm, my bowels should be okay.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

a pit fetish. strangely, i new 1 other guy with such a fetish.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

The pit tickling was suppose to be in good fun, excitement....get some giggles and laughs. I never linked it to sex....but, I suppose.

You knew a guy that liked his pits tickled and it aroused him?

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Or a good ole fashion game of Yahtzee....or naked twister.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

no, he was the tickler. he confessed to me. i generally am on a fact finding mission when i interview men

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

...shopping

....go out to get a bite to eat

....take a walk

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

How did that make you feel...when you found out that?

I like interviewing the interviewer.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

i'm sort of intuitive and i joked about it. then he told me he liked pits. it happens all the time. i know stuff without asking sometimes. i know stuff i don't want to know sometimes.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Palm, you know of anyone who got in a relationship because of this site?

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

What do you know about me Palm....I am curious. You are a woman, you are suppose to have that 6th sense.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

it only works in person. i blurt out stuff that happens to be accurate

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

That kinda wreaks Palm....in person only. Okay, did you let him tickle your pits?

What about your fetishes? It sounds like handling mattress turns you on.

Palmfrond•Jun 4, 2018•Easton, Pennsylvania USA

ok Johnny, it's not my fault my life is more exciting. you reap what you sow. i'm tired. have a good night.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 4, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Thanks Palm. Have a good night. Looks like I need to start reaping more.

Angelpepper•Jun 4, 2018•Villa Park IL., Illinois USA

Johnny

I Think That! You Should Order A Mail Order Bride.

PS. At Least Think About It?!

Angelpepper•Jun 4, 2018•Villa Park IL., Illinois USA

...... Just Saying!

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Hello Pepps,

I might have to....wine, dine, fine.....until her naturalized citizenship comes up....next minute, she disappears like a cockroach in the light.

At least, that is a story I heard about with this Russian lady.

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Johnny get out and shake your toosh on the dance floor

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Merc, I just got out and wasted some money in the slot machines.

Does that count?

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Actually Merc, I have had good luck with dancing in the past....even though I am not much of a dancer.

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Haven't played poker machines for what seems forever but I do like the Cleopatra machine slapping $5 a hit.

You don't have to be a good dancer to have fun and mingle Johnny

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

I am more of a 25 cent a spin person.

Okay, I will remember that the next time some dancing is in order.

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

It's more fun when guys can't dance

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Now, I have never heard that one before.

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Australia knows best

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Yeah....I am starting to think that they just may. You never hear about them involved in any global drama. Not to mention, the women love poor male dancers.

pat8lanips•Jun 5, 2018•babinda, Queensland Australia

Some things work really well on the internet, like buying cheap car parts and finding obscure things outside business hours.

Dating is very subjective, 2 different people describe themselves in the most glowing terms, leaving out anything they feel might slow things down. At the first argument or disagreement, your replacement is only a click away. It seems to work fine- for those that were going to find a partner by hook or by crook anyway.

Johnny_SpartonOP•Jun 5, 2018•Williamston, Michigan USA

Pat, I suppose the old adage is you get out what you put in. But that would mean, not many are putting in much on this site.

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Replace by a click

pat8lanips•Jun 5, 2018•babinda, Queensland Australia

Hey I'm as unrealistic as the next guy, and to be honest I dont make any effort at all here. Leaving aside, there are only something like 4 and a half Australian women on here...

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

Well there are a zillion Aussie guys on this site.

Majority in Queensland.

Mercedes_00•Jun 5, 2018•Sydney, New South Wales Australia

What's half an Australian woman?

Flat chested?

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