TO SNEEZE OR NOT TO SNEEZE

This is a strange blog and just for fun and laughs. I woke this morning and after some time up I started sneezing, well when I SNEEZE it is a big build up to something is really fixing to happen. I got one of those build ups you know like... ah ah ah AH AH SHEW. Dang I fill like everything thing in my head came out. You know maybe some brain cells. laugh my neighbor might have even heard me. dunno

Well after sneezing I had a memory of my x wife which is gone to be with the Lord ( RIP. ) when she sneezed it was one of those ah ah ah and then a very silent SHEW. I would sit there hearing this big build up for a silent SHEW, I would think then WHAT IS THAT ALL YOU GOT.
confused Now I am wondering is this a action of how we are ? If I am loud and draws attention with my SNEEZE is that how I am in life. Have you ever thought about this and if that is true maybe I should try my best to SNEEZE like my x wife.

Your SNEEZE might be more than just a SNEEZE.
dunno
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My brother used to proudly tell his friends his mum sneezed louder than anyone else in the world. She could squeeze it into a tiny polite kachew but very rarely bothered.

It was his claim to fame.

Now I have a theory that a man who routinely snores is emotionally generous, a nice healthy snore is a big plus for me. I still haven't worked out how to add that into the 'looking for' part of my profile though. Or how to meet men with the right snores, not too loud. It could be misunderstood if I prowl around hotel corridors, I think.

If I could link that to sneezing instead, how much easier to just carry pepper with me?
My sneezing is loud and I'm proud of it snooty
Hi Biff wave I like that about your mother and brother. thumbs up

I almost fell of my couch laughing about the sneezing with pepper. rolling on the floor laughing

Thank you for your comment and maybe start carrying pepper in your purse.rolling on the floor laughing
Hi BW, I have not tooted yet but I would not be surprised if it happens. laugh

Thank you for your comment. hug
Hi Mimi, have you sneezed on Art yet, let me know how that worked out for you. rolling on the floor laughing

I should have added this to my blog, a SNEEZE a day Wil let you know who is your true friend if you accidentally SNEEZE on them. rolling on the floor laughing
Mimi, that's funny. Tell Art maybe put you out to pasture every now and again, you know to get it out of your system. rolling on the floor laughing

Just kidding. grin
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I am retired after being employed with my last company for almost 14 years. I live alone and enjoy chatting with people from all countries, and just try to live day by day without any drama. [read more]

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