Tom's scrotum, his wife tells the congregation in church all about it.........


Tom's scrotum
The Best Story of the Year:
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible
bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could
hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the
pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the
children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We
prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they
were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap
wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation
cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery
performed on Tom. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, thank the
Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his
scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief.
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith."
The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the
word is sternum."

Comments (9)

rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Ash, so she got it a little bit wrong................rolling on the floor laughing wave
Haaaaaaaaaaa rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing
Poor girl will never live that one down.
I would have loved being there wave ............Jenny
LargeCurves
rolling on the floor laughing
If it was me who told this about my husband, I think I would skip church for awhile rolling on the floor laughing

wave Jenny
Hi BC, rolling on the floor laughing good one.
Hi Wen, me too thinks it is a good one wave Jenny

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