Some jokes only for those who are old enough..................

Gynecologist's Assistant Opening
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."

A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax”, says the Doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?”

The nurse said to the doctor, “There’s an invisible man in the waiting room.” The doctor replied, “Tell him I can’t see him now.”

Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his p*nis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a ck ?'

Comments (7)

rolling on the floor laughing ha ha lol
Daughter is a career counselor at a school of nursing.
'Black Testicles' has been shared grin

I'm so embarrassed.blushing
I don't get the first
Miclee that is what I love when jokes are shared.
I tell my doctors jokes at times. They need a laugh to now and then as they see so
many not so nice things to deal with.................wave
Ash you surprise me; The joke is that so many man would like the job that the line-up is 620 km. long
Read again what the guy has to do rolling on the floor laughing wave Jenny
I loved the jokes, especially the last one but I didn't get the first joke either until I read your explanation. I would have gotten it if it said 620 miles to get in line. Now it is funny that I understand it. Thanks

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