He lived a perfect life but ........................

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits
and exhaustive lab test, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A
little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh
no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I
said, "No, I heard that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf / sailing /
ballooning / motorcycling / rock climbing?" "No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I have never done any of those things." He looked at
me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"

wave ................Jenny

Comments (5)

Ha ha very cute..rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Blue, lol just see that the word shit stood. CS always changes it int sh.t wave
laugh laugh wave
Jenny, good one!rolling on the floor laughing
Hi all, the doctor made a good observation me thinks ha ha wave

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