Couple tips for men to get women

When you are going out in real life....

I stumbled on one by accident and the other one has been very well known for a long time but I do not think many men adhere to its wisdom.


Okay....the one that has been known for a while now. You should exfoliate your face at least once a week. It gives you a clean and shiny complexion that women love. They don't want to touch some grease ball. Well, most don't...I don't think. laugh dunno Not to mention, it does make you look about 5 years younger. If you are too shy or embarrassed to buy some at a store, you can buy it online. Clinique for Men has a great face scrub product. thumbs up

Secondly, this one is by accident. My sister once worked at Clinique and she got me this cologne for Christmas. I have used it a little here and a little there. I have about 6 different expensive colognes and I change which ones I wear. But, just recently, I discovered this one is like magic. I have had several women compliment me on how I smell. The last compliment came from a woman who was married. I know her and her husband well. She went to reach out and give me a hug and then she whispered in my ear that I smelled good. Then, she latched on to me like a freaking barracuda or something. laugh I was stunned. Her husband was standing right behind her and I could see how he looked confused and didn't know what to do. I had to tap her on the a** to get her off me.....that is the only place I had access to.

There was this other lady, when I was standing at the bar, she was weirdly bent over near me. Just bent over near me...for about 10 seconds. I finally had to look at her like she was a weirdo or something. She told me that she was just smelling me. laugh

Like I said, I have several different scent choices, but this one in particular drives the women batty in the head. lol It is Bleu De Chanel Eau De Parfum. Do not buy the toilet water version of this one....I have that and it has nowhere near the effect that the parfum has.

Okay....just a quick blog before I splash some on and head out. grin
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Thanks and sorry Molly. I obviously interpreted your message wrong.
That's alright Johnny hug

It's just something taken out of context looks totally incorrect, yanno wink
Which means I replied out of context.

Sorry about that
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That's no problem cheers
Misquoting miss molly, and failing to notice my scarface reference... also a musical reference (money, power, women...)

No wonder you're not getting laid much.
Johnny will be sorting out his quotes from his misquotes feverishly from now on laugh
He's lucky to have friends like us, looking out for him.
Yeah, I'd say he counts his blessings daily.
Now I understand how world wars start. laugh Thanks all.
Nah Johnny, this is how they are avoided cheers
That parfum has good effect..wel at least you get wel attention from womenlaugh wink
I'm shaking..I'm petrified..I'm scared..

None of em are getting laid..Some can't even speak for themselves.conversing
True Mai, I have gotten many compliments from that scent. thumbs up
I guess my Christian roots have taken hold of me Molly.
Maybe that word should be banned from the dictionary?
laugh Now I have to look the word up. lol
is that the nature of humans....to fulfill their selfish gratifications? dunno That I really do not know....it seems like that is where society is going today though.
Johnny, the bible cannot be followed to the word
If it were, you would be riding all around you.
In the old testament, one fella would be riding his wife, his wife's sister, his wife's handmaid..etc etc., and all because his god told him to
Make up your own mind when you want to do it, and don't follow a two thousand year old book.
That don't sound good Molly...about the husband riding all those women.....and those women agreeing to have him ride them, knowing he is married.
I wonder how the world would be if everyone just did what they wanted....sleeping with whoever, whenever, even if married or not. dunno
...a lot of children, most likely not having proper guidance.

Government being bigger raising children for us.
But Molly, people can do whatever they want. I don't know what is right or wrong for everyone....just for what I believe is right or wrong for me. However, I did want to address Merc's statement because she makes it sound like not getting laid is a bad thing. confused I would say, it all boils down to one's perspective....she shared hers and I shared mine. Not one perspective is exactly right or wrong.
Keepers....and here I thought men were pigs.
I know Keepers, but I feel my remark was still appropriate.
Thank you Sweet for sharing your perspective on the blog. thumbs up
But, as opposed to Merc's insinuation, I don't think it is a terrible thing that people don't sleep around.
...and Sweet, truly, that was the only spot I had access to to squirm out of her grips. laugh
To be honest I have found it very annoying when men have said that to me, I've got quite angry about it too, so I do understand Johnny. comfort wave
Johnny, 'active' is a good word grin
Its good you don't sleep around Johnny...wish there were more people that think the way you do.
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