"THE DTs"..("FEAR OF DONALD TRUMP")
"We Have Some People Here.............................................Some Are From Some Of The States Here In America...................................................................................................................................................................Others... Are From Countries From Around The World..........And It Seems That.... The Great State Of New Jersey..... Has Been Hit The Hardest By This New Desease.... That Has Made An Appearance
This Newest Of Deseases Was Given The Seeds... And The Genes Of Life...Through The Process Of Thought..........But What Scientist Have Found To Be Amazing,,,Was That...This Desease...Was Created By Just The Liberal.... Activating His...Or Her Brain
They Have Found That All It Takes Is..... That One Single Thought
And In This Certain Case..The Activating Device Was........."The Donald Trump Thought"
"And While They Were In A ..."World Council".... With The Best Brains Available?
9 Out Of 10 Scientist Agreed On The Name For This Newly Discovered Desease
And Christened Its Name To Be .... "The DTs"...In Reference To Donald Trumps First And Last Name Initials
This New Desease Acts...And Does Everything Just As The Earwig Would Do
As The D T Thought Process Permeates Throughout The Brain?...IT Does This Function
It Lays Out A Foundation For Its Eggs...These Eggs Will End Up Becoming The Color Orange
Which...After A Short Period Of Time...Will Hatch Into Tiny Orange Little Bugs
These Little Bugs Will Immediately Enter Into The Ear Of The Choice Host Liberal
And Slowly...Ever So Slowly...Will Eat AWay At The Poor Liberals Process Of Thought
Until It Becomes... "Trump In The Morning"... "Trump In The Evening",,,"Trump At Supper Time"
Their "Going To Bed At Night?"...And Their Fear Of Dreaming?,,,Has Been Found To Be...(Through Extensive Studies?)...A Paranoid Night Mare To Be ....That Hasnt Even Happened As Of The Yet
In Some Cases...The Liberal Patient.... Was Found To Be Sittting Up In Bed...(Still Asleep)...And Screaming The Name...TRUMP!!!
And Sad As It Is... To Be Telling You This...So Far... As These Scientist Are Concerned?
There Seems To Be Not The Cure....... Upon The Horizon Of Hope
Be Alert!.............."You Dont Want To Catch.........."The DTs!!"
Study After Study...The Results Always Come Back The Same
The Liberal Specimen ...Is Found Sitting Up In Bed.....Crying Real Tears...And Screaming
"Donald Trump Is President!"..."Donald Trump Is President!!!"
And The Only Way These Patients Can Be Calmed Down?
Is With Multiple Doses Of Morfine.............. And An Injection Of Valium
"Its An Epidemic I Tell Ya"
Comments (9)
...because it never ends!!
'16 - The Never-Ending Election From Hell.
DTs - Clever
"It Actually Shows Us"
(Those That Want To Believe)
"The Truth"....................
"One Tends To Make A Face"
"As If One Had Just Bitten"
"Into A Lemon".............................
"So Far"
"Two Conservatives Here"
"Have Been Arrested....And Sentenced"
(Notice I Didnt Say Tried)
"Whos Next?"..........................
"Robot Face?"
"He Was Against Everything Anyway"....................
"I Must Give Mr Ooby Some Credit Here"
"Hes The Only Liberal Who Dares To Come On Here"
"But Before He Assumes"
"It Wouldve Been Best If He Asked First"
"About Seeing Someone With The Dts"
"My Brother....In His Late 20s Then..(Me Being 4 Years Older).Banged On My Door One Night"
"As I Opened It?"......"He Rammed Right By Me"
"Ran Into The Closet.......... And Slammed The Door"
"Saying Just Like Ooby Said"
"Theyre After Me!!!
(I Thought..."What Ta F Is Going On Here?"
"Oh...By The Way"
"He Was In The Fetal Position...Inside The Closet"
"Screaming All Of This...... Continuosly ........ This Real Loud"
"And I Had To Call The Cops On My Own Brother
"There Was Nothing I Could Do...Thats For Sure"
"And They Took Him For Help Somewhere"
"So Mr Ooby?"..."One Should Not Assume"
"One Should Inquire Firstly"
"You Assumed Wrong"
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"In The End?"
"My Brothers Liver Failed"
"At Age 47............................
"New Jersey Is Infected Big Time"
"With The Dts"
"The Title Of.... "The Connecting Singles New Jersey News Paper............ Reads"
"Trump Is In Trouble With The Law!!!".....("Ooooooo!...Big Time Headlines!!")
"Then...The Smaller Print Reads"
("Could Be In Trouble With The Law")....................(Typical Liberal Fascists Style)
("And Further Down.... We Come To The Word.... "Alleged"............ Which Surfaces")
"These Types?..... Will.... "NEVER!!!".................... Give Up Hope..... Of Nailing Trump"
"Id Be Willing To Bet... That They Have Dreams While Sleeping.... Of Nailing Trump"
("If This Isnt A Compulsive Disorder?")
"Then...Nothing Is"...