: NEVER EAT MORE APPLES, BUT A PEAR

Never eat apples again!

Adam lived long ago,
lonely in the garden of Eden,
with the blessing of the Lord,
what more does a man desire?
He walked nicely in his nude
bathed sun and bathed his feet,
in the water of the brook,
seven days of the week.
Adam lived without worries,
until one morning he
suddenly discovered that every animal had a female!
He said, "Lord, I do not want to complain,
but I would like to ask You
submissively and politely,
if You also have a wife for me.
"All right," God said, "I will do my best,
but then you must do the rest yourself.
I will take care of a woman,
who shares her life with you ' he bought two engagement rings.
Praise the Lord, I get a b*tch,
even if it costs me a rib. "
And when Adam was sleeping,
the Lord created the woman, it
was a dream of every man,
everything about it and everything about it.
And they lived very satisfied,
together in the garden of Eden.
Until one day, when
Adam was enjoying singing, Eva saw the tree with apples,
Eva thought, "What harm can it be
to such a tree so full.
Though the Lord forbids me,
one does not miss one, two apples. "
Eve was burning with desire
when she saw all that fruit,
She took a bite while she said:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Then it was done the beautiful life,
Paradise was lifted, By an apple, so I know,
we are now working in the sweat,
By eating that apple,
we are now working to eat:
It is for that reason that I Claim:
Candy sensibly, eat a pear! "
Because the Russians do not want them anymore!