SECRETARY DISCONTINUED

I woke up depressed in the morning because it was my birthday and I thought:
Another year older.
After I had washed and shaved I went to breakfast with the thought
that my wife would congratulate me with a big kiss.
At the table my wife sat reading the newspaper as usual and did not say a word.
I poured myself a cup of coffee and thought to myself:
She is probably forgotten, but the children come and they sing together
'Happy Birthday' and come with a nice gift.
Enjoying the coffee I waited for the children.
Eventually the children came: Nothing too!
When I arrived at the office my secretary greeted me with a smile,
congratulated me on my birthday, gave me a kiss and got a cup of coffee.
I started to feel a lot better.
Later in the morning my secretary came to my office and said: "
You are celebrating your birthday today, shall we have lunch together?With the thought that I would start to feel even better I said: That's a good idea,
why do not we go to a nice tent outside the city instead of the usual McDonalds.
On my way back to the office my secretary said it was not busy at the office today
and she suggested that I go to her apartment to have a drink.
That sounded good, I thought, and my mood started to brighten up.
After a few drinks she said to me:
Excuse me, I want to put on something easy,
I'll be right back. Wow, I thought, and not only my mood was upheld.
After a few minutes her bedroom opened,
she came in with a big birthday cake
and in her wake followed my wife and children and a lot of friends and family. and I .................
I ........................
eeehhhh i .... ..............
I was still on the couch with only my socks on.