Tale of three chickens

Chickens. This very liberal town doesn't allow residents much. So while the town was still lower working class, requests were made, but no chickens. But with the large demographic shift over a few decades, with well heeled newcomers selling bungalows elsewhere for a million, and buying ocean area homes for half that, things have changed. The town just passed an ordenance allowing each home six birds, all female, so no crowing at 4 AM. Well, one might think that all these new folks, with fancy ladies who smile painfully broadly, and talk through thier teeth, no chickens. Au contraire. Somehow all sorts of critters have become chick, so to speak. My, can they brag knowingly about their dude ranch menageries, which now include goats and horses, and that powerhouse of all self respecting Porsche driving back to nature princesses, alpacas. These are the same folks who fight pediatric immunizations, significantly lowering herd immunity, for the great unwashed, while their well scrubbed cherubs will never need the later. Plus cela change, plus c'est la meme chose, non?