Please allow me to introduce myself...

I'm' a man of wealth and taste....
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste.....

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate...

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain....

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank.....