The Wall
Having a large property that borders onto derelict homes and orchards is becoming a security risk; I am finding illegal animals coming over the boundary and stealing my animal’s food, hanging around and generally causing the legal residents to be too scared to venture out after dark.Some illegals are drinking my pool water and often drowning in it, these wasps are unwanted; I have birds that think my fruit trees are purely for their consumption, cats that normally live in the olive groves bring rats and other vermin to illegal parties and probably take drugs.
My solution is simple, I shall build my walls higher, add razor wire along with booby traps, I shall make a point of taking baby birds, kittens, young wasps away from their parents and detain them but humanly supply them with little tin foil blankets (I’m not a barbarian).
I will make my gardens great again.
Comments (12)
Use these sticky paper to trap flies.
Those fly papers, can I get them in prettier colours?
Have to go wash my car, I have a guest arriving tomorrow and although she's not a precious sort who faints at the sight of dirt, I'm not sure we'll get her case in the boot if I don't do some mucking out.
To stop the animal owner from claiming the meat use a permanent marker, sign each piece, or if time permits then tattoo your name on each and every part of the animal, white ink will make your biltong stand out.
I should mention that I have placed a number of cats in straight jackets as it stops them leaving half dead giant rats under the sofas and semi chewed live rabbits staining my office Persian rug.
A very clever one Map. The similarity of our problem as a country is reverberating with colors.
Here's what my personal opinion, its your property, only you can determine what's best for you. There's a law that bounds to protect our rights as owners of anything.
Now in our case as a country, it's not only illegal for the sake of the law, but the collective damage to our economic and political future Is beyond repair