Having a heck of a day......

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.” I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve..............… and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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"An Old 75 Year Old Man.... Is Sitting In A Restaurant"

"Having A Donut...... And A Coffee"

"Some Tough Guy Outlaw Bikers Come In"

"One Comes Up To The Old Man.... And Grabs His Donut.... And Eats It"
(Then?.....Laughs At The Old Man)

"The Old Man Calmly Just Sits There"

Another Biker.... Comes Up To Him.... And Spits Into The Old Mans Coffee

(And Laughs Like Hell At The Old Man)

"The Old Man.... Calmly Gets Up...... And Pays For His Donut And Coffee"

"And Leaves The Restaurant"

"The Old Man Goes Outside....And Gets Into The Tractor Trailer Truck He Drives"

"And On His Way Out?"

"Ran Over All Of The Tough Guys Motorcycles"

("It Was A Long Walk For These Tough Outlaw Motor Cycle Club Guys That Day)
(And Might I Add...An Expensive Day For Them Also)

"This?...Is A True Story".......................detective
That is what I call poetic justice Jim.wave
Hi Jim,
Just wasn't the poor guys day...laugh handshake
A 91 year old man by the name of Paul is quietly having a meal in a roadside diner after a few hours on the road. Suddenly, three leather-clad bikers enter.

Paul glances at the new arrivals, but then resumes enjoying his coffee and apple pie.

The first biker walks up to the old man, and without a word, puts out his cigarette in his apple pie. He then walks off to sit down at a table in the corner of the diner.

The second biker clears his throat and walks up to the old man. He drops a disgusting glob of spit into Paul’s coffee, and then goes over to the corner to join his biker pal.

The third biker threateningly walks up to the old man, and stands there looming over him. He picks up Paul’s plate, throws it on the floor, where it shatters with a loud CRACK. The biker then walks over to the others with a grin.

Without saying a word, Paul reaches for his wallet, pays for his meal – and then gets up and leaves the diner.

“Hehe, that old geezer isn’t much of a man, is he?” says one of the bikers to the waitress.

The waitress smiles and replies:
“He also isn’t much of a truck driver, seeing as how he backed over three motorcycles in the parking lot just now…”
Starting the day with humor is my cup of tea. Thanks for the funny jokes everyone.
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