Having a heck of a day......

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.


"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.” I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me.


When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.


I left my wallet in the cab I took home.


I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me.


So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve..............… and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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That is what I call poetic justice Jim.wave
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Hi Jim,
Just wasn't the poor guys day...laugh handshake
Starting the day with humor is my cup of tea. Thanks for the funny jokes everyone.
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