New dangerous virus
The name of the virus is "work".If you get "work" - from your supervisor, your colleagues, by e-mail or via the Internet - do not open it, do not view it and certainly do not touch it. With us in the company, "work" has been around for some time in buildings and systems and everyone who has been in touch with "work" has to conclude that his complete private life has been erased and that his or her brain has given up their normal function.
If "work" comes in via e-mail you can not delete it. The only remedy is to answer the e-mail with the subject: "I've done more than enough work, I'm going to the pub." In this way there is a chance that the brain will forget "work".
If "work" arrives on paper, you may not view it under any circumstances. So do not read and throw in the trash immediately. Then you take your coat and bag and go with a friend (inn) and to the nearest pub and order for all beer (or other alcoholic beverage). Repeat this once or 15 and you will see that "work" has been completely erased from your memory. So you see what "work" can do.
I hope this warning is on time!
