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The curse of predictive text

A friend texted me a recipe not long ago and I wasted half a day scouring the shops for an ovenproof fish. By the time I realised it was a mistake I had lost my appetite.

It's a good job I think the world of the friend in question.
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zmountainmanonline today!
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#1
If it's a lady friend you'll certainly be wondering if she texts you with an invite to come over for duck tonight laugh
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●2,126 Comments
#2
Z..scold

Or..It might be LUCK? dunno
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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
Jul 15, 2018●36 Blogs●1,660 Comments
#3
Zman rolling on the floor laughing
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●2,126 Comments
#4
Maybe this friend of yours Herbie doesn't think the world of you and wanted to send you on a wild goose chase? laugh rolling on the floor laughing


Or...was it a duck Zman?dunno
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wenever
wenever●perry, Florida USA
Jul 15, 2018●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments
#5
Hi Harbal, sounds like my luck. frustrated
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wenever
wenever●perry, Florida USA
Jul 15, 2018●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments
#6
@ Daniela, rolling on the floor laughing that's my phone for sure. dunno
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●2,126 Comments
#7
Hi Wen...do You mean to say that You re also putting the blame on your phone? uh oh help
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wenever
wenever●perry, Florida USA
Jul 15, 2018●89 Blogs●2,159 Comments
#8
Daniela, oh yes. laugh
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jul 15, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#9
You should have dried the dish instead
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Mapmaker
Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#10
The thing about predictive text is that thatching a corn cob without rice derived cereals can often lead to historical eunuchs populating the brain with paint brushes made from window putty
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#11
Cut the mouldy bits off the cheese, Map scold
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Mapmaker
Mapmaker●Inland near Jaen, Andalusia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●116 Blogs●2,827 Comments
#12
scold ?....The mould is the best parthug
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Elegsabiff
Elegsabiff●Motril-ish, Andalusia Spain
Jul 15, 2018●358 Blogs●9,358 Comments
#13
FB joke doing the rounds, 'someone told my mum WTF means Wow That's Fantastic, her texts are hilarious now'
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jul 19, 2018●2,126 Comments
#14
It looks as if Herbie is still looking for his dish..or was it fish?
He hasn't been seen anywhere lately.? uh oh
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jul 19, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#15
Daniela, he is enjoying a break courtesy of CS Prison Service cool
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zmountainmanonline today!
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jul 19, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
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Molly, ok I'll break out the placards, we can use these hijack you can paint over the text with the new slogan, but be sure not to use predictive text to check the spelling professor "Hairball is innocent" just won't do doh
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jul 19, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#17
This is close enough grin


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zmountainmanonline today!
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jul 19, 2018●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
#18
Yer, that's close enough, they'll never notice uh oh laugh
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jul 19, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#19
It is the feeling and meaning behind it that counts, not the spelling professor
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jul 19, 2018●2,126 Comments
#20
Molly...I know wink

I just thought we would cheer him up a bit.cheering

For you Herbie..hug teddybear kiss
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Rachie14
Rachie14●Stafford, Staffordshire, England UK
Jul 19, 2018●2 Blogs●92 Comments
#21
#Freethesarkyone.

There you go campaign started.
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jul 19, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
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This won't save him, but still.... laugh



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Mayako
Mayako●Atlanta, Georgia USA
Jul 19, 2018●33 Comments
#23
This means that Harbal finally managed to achieve his goal and get banned!!!

Congratulations! cheering

I know it wasn't easy, but you did it!!! applause
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daniela777
daniela777●Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain
Jul 19, 2018●2,126 Comments
#24
That's right Maya...he was jealous when I got banned.! grin
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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
Jul 19, 2018●36 Blogs●1,660 Comments
#25
Uhmmm....Molly hmmm

Where do I drop these off?

Just wanna do my part in getting Harbal released shimmy


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MiMiArt
MiMiArt●Omaha, Nebraska USA
Jul 19, 2018●36 Blogs●1,660 Comments
#26
Ooppssss......I forgot these. Sorry....blushing batting giggle


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deedee123xo
deedee123xo●Limerick, Ireland
Jul 19, 2018●164 Comments
#27
Hope you break out soon Harbal....your sorely missed here.

wave devil
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Mayako
Mayako●Atlanta, Georgia USA
Jul 19, 2018●33 Comments
#29
I think that several forum members got banned that day... How long do those bans last?
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mollybaby
mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland
Jul 19, 2018●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments
#30
Maya, usually a week but there is no set period from what I can see.
Hopefully Har will be released early for good behaviour grin
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Bnaughty
Bnaughty●Málaga, Andalusia Spain
Jul 19, 2018●17 Blogs●994 Comments
#31
Send them all to the gallows says I
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