Space Force - the gay frontier lol

Few people are better at duping the public than Donald Trump. Whether it's tales about
how Mexico is going to pay for a giant wall, or how he's going to get the best of the best to become part of his cabinet, or how he would have rushed the gunman in the Florida school.

One of his more recent tall tales is the formation of an elite fighting team to fight in space,
calling it Space Force. I mean what can be taller than the universe.
Since we already have NASA to handle all things space, why we would need to waste $ Billions forming a new wing of the armed forces is not clear.
Who exactly are they going to fight ? dunno

Instead, what is clear, is that this is just another tall tale by Trump to attract the fanciful and more importantly distract the feeble minded from his abysmal presidency and especially from the fact that
Robert Mueller is getting closer & closer to implicating the Trumps in conspiracy with Russia.

Yesterday Vice President Mike Pence gave a speech about the imagined Space Force.
Thus comedic writer Andy Borowitz spun his own comedic tall tale involving Space Force,
as Mike Pence might imagine it. laugh




As a bonus, here is Colbert's hilarious take on this issue;

Comments (33)

Bogart_1960
UFO disclosure. No;

Stupidity disclosure for sure !

pure poetry for the sheep. awesome.
AmpleCurves


Klingons. Didn't you ever watch Star Trek? We'll need to develop a photon torpedo of course.
B - Perhaps, however, they are rarely sheepish in their support for a treasonous scammer.

A - It seems that Trump may have believed a few too many episodes and now thinks he can cheat on
Melania with some green gal on another planet. His attorney is probably working out how to exchange
$130,000 US into intergalactic dollars right now laugh
May the farce be with you.
That seems like a more honest slogan for Trump's potential 2020 run.
Regardless, hopefully the Republican voters' vision will be more 20/20 then.
Gypsytramp
Just when I think things couldn’t get dumber....

Hilarious post, Jim. applause
Bogart_1960
I think most are waiting for the Area 51 files, Bigfoot, zombies news. I guess that CIA didn't let him read those stuff yet. maybe next month we will have a new special force to deal with the new "enemy".

But I have to acknowledge that his marketing team is fantastic. First it was about JFK, now spacecrap. and lets not even talk about Outer Space Treaty.

a con man will be always a con man!.
G - NEVER challenge Trump to do dumber things. scold laugh

B - Well, at least we no longer have to worry where the Jersey Devil is. He's in the White House, or mostly playing golf. devil

Bogart_1960
Great, laugh

still have trouble to understand how some of Trump supporters dont question his statements.



"U.S. Steel just announced that they are building six new steel mills." - August 2nd, 2018 - false

"The Electoral College is much more advantageous for Democrats." -July 17th, 2018

really, I dont get it. I regularly talk to my sister + brother as they all live in US, and there is no real explanation about how Trump manipulates media, lies everyday and the media and everyone just accept that crap.
Well, the real media doesn't accept the lies, they fact check them and state that they are not true.
However, there are some conservative propaganda machines that just regurgitate what he says and
rationalize it. The worst, of course, is the conservative radio shows, which get conservatives all worked up over complete B.S. It's almost hilarious that the listeners actually believe those idiots spouting conspiracy b.s. that is totally made up, and yet the boneheads buy it, hook, line & sinker. They tap into emotions, rather than intelligence. This is what Trump does too.
Bogart_1960
Its so pathetic, people dont even read anything, they just parrot the propagandists (fox others)

Interesting that "The Boston Globe is proposing a coordinated editorial response from publications across the United States to President Trump's frequent attacks". see the reaction of the Fox propagandists, is going to be something to follow.

I'm not saying that Trump is Hitler, or exactly like him.
But, he has studied Hilter's techniques to rise to power and has copied them.
Hitler promised to make Germany great again.
He vilified a minority (Jews) as Trump has done to Mexicans.
He empowered the police force and military.
He tells his supporters what the WANT to hear, even if it is a lie.
Free press is not the "enemy of the people".
It is the enemy of dictators, and those who don't want the truth to be publicly known.
Bogart_1960
yup, totally agree. he is wannabe dictator , They have studied very well the American system and what do Americans care about (in general terms), and they are using them.

Trump has praised them all.Kim. Putin. Duterte.

“He speaks, and his people sit up at attention,"

"He’s a tough guy. Hey, when you take over a country, tough country, tough people, and you take it over from your father I don’t care who you are, what you are, how much of an advantage you have. If you could do that at 27 years old, I mean, that’s one in 10,000 that could do that,” “I think we understand each other.”Trump said about moron Kim

"Political enemies should be investigated and jailed," Trump says." He’ll pardon whom he wants to,", and everyone in congress just sits and gets a check?
Bogart_1960
now we know...

Bogart_1960
Russian Embassy mocks Trump’s Space Force logos






" The Russian Embassy in the United States early Friday morning seemingly mocked President Donald Trump’s campaign for a logo for the administration’s newly announced “Space Force.”

Using Trump’s favorite mode of communicating, the embassy tweeted “Good Morning, Space Forces!” along with a graphic of a rocket being launched and features the Russian flag. The tweet also links to a Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation’s Space Forces website."
He definitely has embraced dictators, while alienating our previous allies.
He has truly broken the trust of our allies for the USA and further ruined our reputation in the world.
It will take decades of wiser choices to restore our position of leadership in the world community.
Yep, JN. If you deplorables like your doctor and health plan, you can keep then under our plan.
You really can't focus on blog topics, can you ?

Regardless, Obama's statement was partially untrue, as some people could keep their doctor and some dropped out. However, what was MUCH more important, was that MILLIONS of people were finally
able to get a health insurance plan, that were unable to before.
In my opinion this was the best thing done for the average American since the passage of Civil Rights.

Now, back to ridiculousness of the CURRENT administration. Obama is happily retired.
JimN

Some
People like to indulge in the past...Obama is black but still American and later in life a Christian...funny how people like to distort the facts...now that Obama is no longer President...it is quite odd that people are blaming him...let's face it...he was given a huge challenge regarding the collapse...let's not forget it...
Very true LL. I can only imagine the chaos that would have ensued if Trump was handed such a disasterous economy that Obama inherited. Trump has created chaos in a rising economy and risks damaging it with his tariff wars.
badude
The United States Army Space and Missile Defense Command is a specialized major command within the United States Army. The command was established in 1997. Wikipedia . . .

Air Force Space Command (AFSPC), sometimes referred to informally as U.S. Space Command, is a major command of the United States Air Force, with its headquarters at Peterson Air Force Base, Colorado. AFSPC supports U.S. military operations worldwide through the use of many different types of satellite, launch and cyber operations.

Space and Naval Warfare Systems Command (SPAWAR) joined members of government and industry to support small business opportunities at the National Defense Industrial Association 30th Annual Gold Coast Small Business Procurement Event, Aug. 7-8 at the San Diego Convention Center.
August 10, 2018

23,000,000,000,000.00 (trillion) missing from department of defence spending accounts over last two decades. Probably a lot more. NASA?! rolling on the floor laughing

There used to be an Army Air Corp; Initially established as a part of the United States Army on 1 August 1907, the United States Air Force was formed as a separate branch of the U.S. Armed Forces on 18 September 1947 with the passing of the National Security Act of 1947. It is the youngest branch of the U.S. Armed Forces, and the fourth in order of precedence . . .

I wish Donald would shut his @#$&% mouth. Some countries are trying to project power with 100 year old weapons platforms borrowed from the USSR . . . Soviets had a hard time getting them right. Islands in the South China Sea?! doh No reason to bring attention to the need of a Space Force . . . unless there is. All the commands are costing a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$. Think of the money you could SAVE by only paying for one command or a SF and then apply the savings to a new ????????? wow

Space warfare is getting long in the tooth . . . A conflict in 1990 - 91 brought an armada of tanks out of the desert and into a ground war that only lasted 100 hours against the seventh largest military in the world. How? GPS The Global Positioning System, originally Navstar GPS, is a satellite-based radionavigation system owned by the United States government and operated by the United States Air Force . . . ? Nothing can beat the US Space Force! ? yay

Paradigm shift? Yep. Conflagration? meh I’ve got good seats, but probably not enough popcorn . . .
Bogart_1960
Bogart_1960
Trump wants a "Space Force" because Russia has one,....

He probably just wants to rape and pillage other planets and find new places to put his hotels....he's running out of options on earth......blah
Since we are all changing topics, and revisiting history, In Austria, I don't ever use my Hochdeutsch. Follow affirmative action Barach Hussein and simply speak Austrian. As they do in the communication service of the Marine Corpse. And the Saudis aren't dumb. Angry at the near universal dislike of the bully policies? Pick from the long list an important world leader like Canada to punch back at. Finally, yes, as with disastrous liberal handout vote pandering policies down thruogh history ( devastating the once robust Black family), those non productive low information voters may have benefitted in relatively small numbers from the big lie of the unaffordable non care act, but ask families with jobs how it helped their health care expenses. And while at it, see if the same families consider the larger tax refunds chump change, as the liberal elite and biased media look down their noses at them.
The much smaller tax cuts for the other than rich families is a ONE TIME thing, used to buy approval for the PERMANENT HUGE tax cuts for the rich. Only the rich or the truly dumb would approve such a thing.
His main goal was to payback the huge donors to his campaign and to cripple the government by cutting it's funding. It means less money to; pay down the deficit, finance medicare & social security, and weaken the military. It also gives less means to enforce the environmental protection laws, which he is also stripping.
U.S. Space Force is merely an extension of Pence's assignment to faithfully protect The Don & Murka from would-be World Dominators...



...and gay aliens, of course.
transport...shimmy...boxing

uh oh

cowboy
In a real fight, I bet Mike could pack a better punch, than the Bone Spurs-in-chief.
But then, so could Bernie Sanders. laugh


"Yes, that's right. The president has requested his Space Force jammies tonight."
LadyImp
More distraction. What a bozo. Good grief, I'm sure when they said anyone could grow up to be president, they certainly weren't considering that bozo the clown would be it. wow
LI - That's a real put down.....to Bozo the clown. He would likely lead with more sanity than Trump and have more colorful hair. laugh
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