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The sky is falling... The sky is falling...

On Monday, April 8th, there will be a narrow path total eclipse that will skirt diagonally from part of Mexico, across America into Canada. The longest duration of this eclipse is about FOUR MINUTES and TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS, so if you are planning to

You Can't Make This Sh*t Up

Many people sell things due to their name or brand...and now introducing a Trump- Lee Greenwood Bible called "God Bless America Bible" and apparently Trump has many bibles...

What made Mickey mouse unique?

He was the first cartoon character to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He represented wholesome values of kindness and innocence. He was courageous and intelligent. He survived death after being hit with a mallet. But he knew that his d

Political Satire Today

The PS artists' works are really good these days. Feel free to contribute recent Political Satire. https://thumbs2.

BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES

BIDEN’S NEW BOLD WAR ON MCDONALD'S SOFT-SERVE ICE CREAM MACHINES Is a priority of his over national security. You can't make this clowns act up. This is unbelievable. competition in the replacement parts and repair services markets is necessary.

Don't know which of these 2 is the biggest drama queen

Donald Trump suggests he might deport Prince Harry if he wins US election The former President says he will take "appropriate action" if the Duke is found to have lied about taking drugs on his US immigration forms. The former President says he

Oprah Winfrey interviews Donald Trump about running for president of the USA

Trump teases. Make America Great Again! He is spot on in this interview about other countries taking from the USA.

sky news Australia: in 1980 Clairvoyant Donald Trump predicted joe biden presidency

Does bill gates still claim that cows emit more pollution than running cars?

Well, here is a proposal for billy to settle once and for all wether his unscientific baloney might be true or not. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4RQ7IiuhPj/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

I like the idea of Trump 47 / Agenda 47 listed by a Woke influencer herein

Woke influencer lists all of the "terrifying" things that Trump will do if he wins and accidentally made him the most epic campaign ad ever. I like most of Agenda 47 ideas and I hope Potus Trump actually implements Agenda 47 early 2025 and gets u

HUMILIATION: Creepy Joe’s SOTU Address Receives Worst Polling in Past Quarter Century

While the left salivated over Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, the polling numbers tell a different story. ]Even the far-left Washington Post has acknowledged that the figures do not match up to the hype. In

Biden’s campaign speech to other Democrats: Fact Checked.

Before the fact checking, did I hear Biden say an illegal Alien killed a young American Woman and then he got this Woman's name wrong even though her name is clearly on the medallion he held up for others to see during his campaign sp

Bad Leadership updates: for those 50 Million who will vote for Democrats .....

..... for those 50 Million who will vote for Sleepy Joe please think again..... by the way, NOTE: This thread is about the Joe Biden's bad leadership. All unrelated post will be towed away sooner or later. "So here's what I don't underst

...then who is the president?

There are people in America who think that Trump is the current president. But...the small detail is, he's not in the White House right now. Confusing? Going with that thought, if he's the president and already serving his second term that would mean

Will the next potus please stand up

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The Newfie got pulled over by the police and when the cop approached his car, he could smell booze coming from the Newfie. The cop asked "are you drinking tonight sir?" The Newfie replied "yes I am, I had 6 shots of whiskey, 4 rum and cokes, and 3 be

This guy wants a second term as Potus.

God help us if he is elected to a second term. I hope everyone else in the blogs will stand up for the USA citizens' security, economy and freedoms come this November. I hope the best for him in his private life but I cannot vote for this guy. L

Let's put all Republicans in Jail, not just the Republican politicians.

The View crew love president Biden. Ok no big deal except when they talk violence and putting all Republicans in Jail. would that be so bad after all now that I think about it the Democrats would have to house, feed and take care of Republican

NEWCOMERS ... The White House's new name for the invading illegal invaders.

Expect to pay more taxes to afford the new Majority..... you can't make this up. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/03/01/the-white-house-tries-out-a-new-term-for-illegal-aliens-and-hoo-boy-n2635922 [URL=https://imgbox.com/IRwg4dJ

Way to Go Dementia Joe ...

The entire world is watching you. (This blog is about no one else except Dementia Joe. All others will be towed away sooner or later.)

Biden Arrives At Border To Address His Voters

“The confused migrant crowd was then directed to a welcome station to receive their smartphones, visa gift cards, and mail-in ballots. BROWNSVILLE, TX — Amid record-breaking illegal immigration at the southern border, President Biden arrived in Br

The Department of Injustice...

Crooked lying Donald Trump is using his social media (propaganda outlet) to state more falsehoods about justice department rules that don't exist, claiming that “The Very Strict Rules and Regulations of the Department of Injustice STATE CLEARLY that

BREAKING: Democrats warn that Trump may try to close the border and prevent WWIII if elected

And In a startling revelation, Democratic strategists are sounding the alarm, cautioning voters that if Donald Trump is reelected, he might prioritize closing the border over participating in the much-anticipated World War III. In other News: B

Some people are thinking Biden is Brain dead.

Could this be true or can qualified doctors evaluating his mental abilities be wrong. Put the speaker of the house in charge. Its a shame Doctor Jill and the rest of his family did this to sleepy joe and the rest of us. https://www.facebook.com

Biden's Greatest Accomplishments in 2023.

Also, Don't smoke cigars. they are bad for your health and suspected to turn you (men or women) in to a misogynist!

Bitter Blogging...

We're past the full moon and the amount of eye scratching (virtual, of course) is at an all time high. Angry comments and name calling. Maybe some of you need to reduce stress as you're all uneasy about the little things in life. Here's my suggestio

The funniest bumper/window stickers...

Over the years, I've seen lots of different stickers on cars. Not as many "Baby on Board" as years ago. More 'weapons owned' than family member window stickers. 911 was an inside job is a favorite. Political stickers have a long lifespan. They are on

Another Bubba a hole in my rubba

I think there is a connection between more brain dead people being born and poor quality Chinese made rubbers

Tell me truly, is it me?

Friend A – conversational bridge – always a competition. Worse, better, always the need to take the trick. Example – idle comment – “I’ve just done (insert neutral topic here) it was okay. Response - I did that once,

I have come to the conclusion

That Russia bears no 'Ill Will or Hostility' toward the USA. These are all 'made up' accusations to increase tension between East and West. Thus most Americans are worried about the future while the Russians are laughing their AO. Proof of

Blogland Party: Calling All Bloggers

Blogland is throwing a party, bloggers are not allowed to bring any outsiders…and everyone has to contribute. You all have responsibilities::uhoh: Bar full of drinks, Molly, Butterfly and Seagrit are in charge. Lots of desserts: DC Gambl

The Hillbilly couple...

After a few weeks of dating, a country girl decides to bring her hillbilly boyfriend home to meet her mother. Mom took one look at the guy and already form an opinion of disapproval. She listen with a 'half-ear' about their future plans to marry. Ho

True or False

Well this could be true in most cases, but maybe that's why so many men rather run than be laid. They (educated women?) say that men in general are like floor tiles. If you lay them right you can spend the rest of your life walking over them.

Darn It, I Overslept

Im late for my nap

I just 'figured it'

I have always wondered why girls rub their eyes when they wake up. And now after all these years I finally figured it out and the answer is : Because they have no balls to scratch.. Smile Sourpuss.

Chance of a Lifetime

The Rolling Stones are going to go on yet another tour in the United States.....Not that many people (That are still alive) are even thinking of going to see them any more But Though I am not going to go? Maybe some of you might want to go for th

It was a terrible day...

I don't often bring bad news to my blogs, but today was a terrible day. I went to the store to pick up my new prescription glasses. They were ordered with polycarbonate lenses that are thinner than standard plastic lens and actually produce a clearer

The Covid BLOG

Stuck in South Park

Kids that put a smile on one's face.

There was this toddler that ran into the kitchen asking his mom the following question: Mummy why do grown ups go to heaven with their legs up in the air? Mummy: Now that's not entirely true my dear. Toddler: OH yes it's true Mummy, I just walked p

He came in my lunchbox again

When I was at school we had an exchange student from Spain whos name was Joaquin He pronounced it as whakeem He had a habit of helping himself to everyone's lunchbox He became known as "He came in my lunchbox "

Judge Cannon...

Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this