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Photo Caption Contest - Lion rideCreate your own photo caption(s) for the following photo, if you like. My first entry is; For lunch Leo opts for tourist takeout. Here's...

lolA little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?" The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all manki...

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:)One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. ''You cops should get it toget...

So, what`s your dog`s name...According to Fox, Francis was doing his routine payment to his dog walker earlier in March, by using his online account with Chase Bank. He had filled...

66,666Yeah, yeah, I think so. Sunday a 2:10pm Hurray... !!!...

Trump sues majority of US population (satire)Today from The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Trump Sues Eighty-one Million Voters for Banning Him from White House By Andy Bo...

How Do You Like Your Eggs?Woke up early morning here...was expecting a plumber at 8am...I fell asleep while waiting...he finally showed up at 11am and woke me up from my erotic...

Deer SonDeer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that...

Aliens amongst us!They abduct us at night probe us and implant microchips in our azzes how bizarre there leader is a red faced chucky doll called Donald trump..........

How to write a catchy & popular blog...There is a definite art to writing a popular blog. Seek your audience. Politics and religion can only carry you so far. Find a topic that hits home an...

Biden Deploys 1,500 Troops At Border To Help Register New VotersEL PASO, TX — Amid a mounting surge of illegal immigration, the Biden Administration is sending 1,500 National Guard troops to the border to help them...

Brussel Sprouts and EejitsEejit: "I hate brussel sprouts" Me: "Why do you hate brussel sprouts?" Eejit: "I don't hate brussel sprouts. They just have to be prepared a...

To be or not to beTo be or not to be a complete d*ck..... I find it amusing how some men are so hung up d*ck size lol.. Like how old are you some are older than i and y...

Buy,sell,or tradeThought CS should have a buy,sell,and swap section Be a great way to get members to meet with perhaps financial gain for both. So I thought I would...

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the cop finally stopped laug...

lolA man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him t...

The Scary TRUTH About Elevators!..............

Husband DownHaha!! This is a Good one!! A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in thei...

Poem DILEMMAI know a guy who's a nervous wreck, 'cause of a terribly sore stiff neck. He can't figure how it could be, He's had no disease - or injury. The...

lolThe big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute...

EcotariansEcoterians We have all heard of vegetarians and the more sinister vegans but there is a new group out there called Ecoterians. They will only eat...

Breaking news: Michigan finds more...

I Wanted To Lose 10 Pounds This YearOnly 13 more to go....

The New Bug,FOXITIS This is the new bug, that has been around for some time. Just to think of Foxitis makes me laugh.....

When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your RelationshipMoney plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for so...

I have come to the conclusionThat Russia bears no 'Ill Will or Hostility' toward the USA. These are all 'made up' accusations to increase tension between East and West. Thus most...

Forgetter Be Forgotten?My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wonder...

Pelosi has very bold move to end government shutdown quickly lolSatire from The Borowitz Report Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin By Andy Borowitz 11:43 A.M. WASHINGTON (...

A ban on TikTok...It was a wild idea a few years ago and now it's up where the U.S. Senate has passed a bill that could ban TikTok unless its Chinese parent company, By...

Monday needs some cheerful signs.Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will e...

Hundreds of innocent wooden chairs executedHundreds of innocent wooden chairs executed in the desert. Its been reported that the scattered remains of hundreds of chairs have been found in the...

Meanwhile. On a trip to London...