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How the times have changed !...

A FrogA frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,0...

sOME PEOPLE...hAVE YOU NOTICED? sOME PEOPLE FORGET THEY HAVE CAPS LOCK ON. yEAH, IT'S AMAZING. eVERY FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE IS SMALL. i'M GLAD i DON'T DO THIN...

As heard on a comedy show tonight"I like my women, as I like my coffee." "Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving" "My wife & I have been married for 20 years. The secret to...

Fake profile for chatInteresting, when you have a fake profile with no picture and you write nonsense you have more views and conversations than with real ones. You can wr...

Remember ladies to add some to your vehicleThat's signal fluid be safe and save cash in doing so....

I'm Not a Doctor............

It's the end of the world as we know it...Right, possible hypothetical scenario to follow, suspension of reality required It's the end of the world as we know it!! Corona Morona Covid...

lolOne day, I was on a date with this girl I been seeing off and on lately. She excused herself to the bathroom but left her phone on the table and I kne...

All My Friends...on Facebook have turned overnight into skilled medical experts....

Nancy Pelosi Parade Float...

Is it wrong?For a guy to want his girlfriend to dress up as Zena the Warrior Princess?...

I'm no expert on COVID-19................But this is the Cure!...

CDC reacts to Mike PenceFom The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report C.D.C. Director Says Coronavirus Effort Could Be Helped by Quarantining Pence By Andy...

Timeless, and time sensitive comedy....Grew up with the 3 stooges, Don rRickles, laughin and the Marx Bros., among many others. Laughed a lot, with all the family. Since women wisely avoid...

History LessonThe teacher said.. Let's begin by reviewing some history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death!'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for...

New Medicare Plan 'G'The Government has announced that there is NO longer Nursing Home Care for the elderly. South Africans being innovative as usual has come up with a P...

Did we lose our Greatness?Okay, a man named Anthony Dream Johnson is on a mission to MAKE WOMEN GREAT AGAIN, along with some other men. Of course in America at a price tag o...

Mexico tightens US borderToday in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals By Andy Borowitz...

Happy TRump ValentinePolitics is who gets what, why and when, which is everything. And well, Trump wants everything....

RubbishI came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, Retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back, I've no idea what's going on, And now I have to pe...

2 secondsYes I've had too much time on my hands lately. Why is there a 2second rule surely if it falls on the floor it takes less than 2 seconds to collect...

Old what's his face...My dad had a great memory for tidbits of information... with the exception of someone's name. Two seconds after they introduced themselves, he'd forge...

Signs of intelligence, not merely anecdotal.......and President Trump's post acquittal victory lap speech. Use of language, skills at games and business, social ease, and so on. But surely, clever...

Blond Men JokesA blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, a...

Quote of the day~ Janice Hough...

Drug Kingpin El Chapo outraged !Today in The New Yorker; Satire from The Borowitz Report 1/30/2020 El Chapo Outraged That His Trial Included Witnesses By Andy Borowitz...

Tidbits of Humor 2What happens when a snowman has a temper/tantrum? He has a meltdown! Did you know santa claus knows karate? He has a black belt!...

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

Trump Confesses & the impeachment trialA Closer Look;...

USA - ReferendumWith all this mud slinging and hate between left and right a public referendum could come in nicely to decide if the POTUS should or should not be imp...

lolA new supermarket opened in my area. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant...

Quote of the night - Jimmy Fallon“Of course, it’s a dark stain on his legacy; but on the bright side, Trump finally managed to win a popular vote,” ~ Jimmy Fallon...