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A MAN'S POEMI pray for a good looking woman who owns a bar on a golf course and sends me fishing and beer drinking! This poem doesn't rhyme and I don't c...

A Woman's PoemBefore I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who is handsome. Smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One...

Women one linersWomen one liners If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. A recent study...

lolWanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under...

I always wonderno that isn't true I never wondered it in my life before. But I do now. Harun Yahya (aka Adnan Oktar) says "I always wondered why birds stay in the...

We've Run Out Of Things To Blog AboutIt's so peaceful here, bloggers seems to have run out of topics to blog about Or are you simply fed up of reading craps here? Is there any...

Are We All Victims and Innocents?Where are all the wife beaters ? Where are the irresponsible drunk husbands or cheating boyfriends? Where are the two-timing girlfriends and nasty na...

Quotes for TodayI love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I sometimes wonder why I drink...

lolA man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him t...

Baptizing a DrunkA man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and...

Think Like A ChildWhy do we love children? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young childr...

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Warning Alert : Disclosure... Singapore UFOJust at plain sight it look so ordinary but upon closer looks It's the biggest Spaceship I've seen..(It's the only one ). Perched on top the tallest...

Take a quick look at the last commented blogs......then see the amount of replies..does it not tell you what people want to read or reply to..and the others that have very little replies means its sh...

This about sums it up!!!This about sums it up!!! Welcome 2016 Civilization at the end of 2015 - this is priceless!!!...

Humorous SayingsA SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you. Sign over a Gynecologis...

Kiss And Tell : Your Love Stories...Each of our own love story is unique. Some have multiple stories to tell...romantic, funny, tragic, painful...unique stories that we mostly treasure...

I remember - actually no I don'tThere's a joke doing the rounds on Facebook, which says 'If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party' I'd probably then...

Jaws And The Newly WedsA real estate salesman and his new blonde wife flew to the Bahamas for their honeymoon. The groom was in the water snorkeling while his new bride w...

External MemoTo:- All Correspondents From:- Yours Truly Date:- Today Subject:- Cant be assed For all of you that write to me, pleased be...

The ChocolatesI was surprised that I found a kit kat chocolate in my newly wash jacket where I put it outside my flat. Then I found a again chocolate it a galaxy in...

CS Bond movie lolJust for fun............ Bond... I nominate Pedal and sol, Miss moneypenny..... I nominate me loyal PA, with a secret crush Mr. bond. M....

Daffy Duck lol...

Ponderisms for SeniorsI don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off! Old age is coming at a really bad time! When I was a child I though...

Wise words........lol...

Irish Airline AnnouncementBeing airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin, the lead flight attendant nervously made the followi...

Jeff GordonFour-time NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Jeff Gordon announced that this will be his final season of racing. You could tell it was time for him to retire...

Oh Jeff . . .A lot of misery last night on Twitter because of David Bowie, and one of my unhappy friends tweeted a link to a film scene featuring him. I looked,...

Ha Ha Ha"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir," the clerk replied. "That's good," the boss said. "After you l...

Deer SonDeer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that...

missing the contestswe all use to host on here....to try to get to a hundred responses or more.....ok...how about some of the dumbest words u have heard...ok i shall begi...

Mad Hatter's Tea PartyThe table was a large one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: 'No room! No room!' they cried out when they saw Alice coming....

When/How Does $ Affect/Influence Your RelationshipMoney plays a very important role in a relationship. I'm sure many won't date someone who is jobless and financially in trouble. Many will go for so...