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Calming your son In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albe...	540	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 22
Death By Puns * I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. * When chemists die, they barium. * Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. * A soldier who surv...	765	8	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 19
Talking Dogs This blog is for everyone...especially the dog lovers! I love dogs, cats, squirrels, rabbits, etc!	657	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 19
Amazing 3 year old This is funny. This kid is 3 years old and bright!	597	8	0	Sep 2014	Oct 2014	Apr 19
Mindful of You When I consider Your heavens, the work of Your fingers, the moon and the stars, which You have ordained, what is man that You are mindful of him? Ps...	495	6	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Funny Clip I ran accross this skit between Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra. Thought some of you might enjoy it.	574	12	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Say What Mis-Take Be Careful Say What? Three gentlemen were sitting on the front porch of a Nursing Home. One said, "It sure is windy!" The second said, "No, it's Thursday."...	397	8	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Farmer Fred... Farmer Fred once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free...	537	12	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19

People are like Potatoes! Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others do... They are called "Speck Tators." Some people never do anythin...	701	26	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
The Mystery Of God For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are My ways higher than your ways, and My thoughts than your thoughts. Isaih 55:9 Before a...	442	-	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
The Parrot An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left cost...	588	9	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS... Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but e...	483	10	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
It's The Truth A man and his wife are out on the town one evening. Seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror, he pulls to the side of the road. A...	550	20	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
A Whacky Story A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So, he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like t...	442	5	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Birthday Blog I wonder what happened to my blog about BC's birthday? Anybody have a clue?...	1,267	51	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 23
"Hi Ho Silver" The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a resturant and sat down to order. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big...	542	2	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Why We Worship Why We Worship Give unto the LORD the glory due to His name; worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness. Psalm 29:2 Some things in life are...	567	4	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
9/11 Thurs of this week is the 13th anniversary of the horror of 9/11. A stark reminder that all Americans world wide need to be very vigilant! My unders...	1,098	40	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
I'm Curious Where is Catfoot and Virgo? Has anyone seen them lately?...	471	9	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Promises That Are True Consider how you feel when you're in a relationship with a person -- spouse, friend, coworker, boss -- who has never been untrue in word or deed. The...	550	6	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Skinny Dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he...	583	4	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 20

Grizzly This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Be...	521	11	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Smile Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist? A: To get a root canal. Q: Why did the child study in the airplane? A: He wanted a higher education! Q: What...	440	11	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 20
The Atheist An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!...	490	7	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 23
"The Fair Deal" Every year, Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair. And every year, Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."...	593	13	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Sally at the Dentist Office Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130?, was the prompt re...	611	20	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 19
Better Write It Down An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be da...	1,070	46	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	Apr 23
Just Saying Q: Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone? A: Because it is too gross (2 x 144 - two gross). Q: How is the moon like a do...	582	16	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
Life Situations A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old...	492	4	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 22
No Rike Chinese An Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together...	1,091	44	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 23
Grace To Help Most people are familiar with the story of the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy and her three companions follow a yellow brick road to the Emerald City to ask th...	512	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19

Woul'da Coul'da READ THIS VERY SLOWLY... IT'S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about i...	740	19	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	11 hrs ago
Best Laid Schemes A man's heart plans his way, but the LORD directs his steps. Proverbs 16:9 Robert Burns was plowing a field one day when he inadvertently destro...	436	-	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	7 hrs ago
Mercy and Grace When a newborn wakes his parents crying in the middle of the night, he is nursed back to sleep by a weary and understanding parent. When a two year o...	468	8	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
Man With Coffee A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitt...	608	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
I Have A Question I have a question! Are there any people on CS from the country of Kenya? If so, do you know if Barack Obama was born in Kenya and if so, what proof...	792	21	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	52 mins ago
My First Drink With My Son My First Drink with my Son I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out...	496	14	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
Too Funny :ro...	451	0	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
Wing Suiter Meets His Maker	630	6	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 22
Philosophy For Old Age Enjoy everyone!...	546	7	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
Light Humor An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a b...	458	7	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19
The H-Word The H-Word Therefore you are inexcusable, O man, whoever you are who judge, for in whatever you judge another you condemn yourself; for you who jud...	426	9	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 19

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