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Andre Reiu- Don't Cry For Me Argentina [/...	676	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 11
To Make you Smile Caught Speeding Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your lice...	598	25	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 17
Who's The Boss "A Most Wonderful Day!" One morning a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is today." "Of course I do!" the husband indi...	604	13	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 5
Drunk Airline Pilot	685	29	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 1
A Little Humor For The Day I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. I'm so bright my mother calls me son. My eyelids are so sexy,...	651	21	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 5
Yummy Pizza Last week, a friend of mine invited me to go to this bar and grill where they sell home made pizzas 50% off on Wed. Also a certain brand of beer was...	668	27	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 17
Help To Mend A Broken Heart Many times when I come onto the blogs, I hear of sad stories of people whose hearts has been broken! I found some great quotes maybe to help these in...	2,321	28	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	4 mins ago
The Word UP There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is..."UP" It's easy to understand UP, meaning...	618	31	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 12

Smile God Loves You "What Smells?" A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared wi...	562	15	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 13
To Make You Smile "Revelation!" I have just figured out WHY I have gained so much weight! The shampoo I use in the shower everyday, that runs down my body, says “fo...	526	8	0	Jul 2014	Aug 2014	Apr 6
Jokes To Make You Smile "Touche!" A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen and started saying: "Careful .....	608	22	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 9
Watching 10PM News With A Blond I was setting in this bar chatting with this blond having a beer. At 10PM the late night news came on. At the top of the news they showed this woman...	559	16	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 18
Trust God and Do What Is Right It took some courage, but a Texas Girl Scout Troop helped nab a shoplifter while they were selling cookies at a Houston supermarket. From their table...	447	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 16
Smile Divine Guidance? This guy decides to go ice fishing one day, he gets up at 2am to have an early start. When he arrives he gets out his saw and be...	482	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 11
Smiles A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ign...	656	13	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 13
To Make You Smile :) Three seniors were discussing the short term memory problems that often come with aging. Senior #1: Just the other day I was midway on the stairs, wh...	521	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 9
Smile My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. An enormously wealthy 65-yea...	566	15	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 7
Jokes A lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party started, two bums...	1,922	8	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	Apr 10
Man Says Dog Drove His Car And now for your morning news! A man was arrested in Oconee County, Georgia, USA, Wednesday after he claimed his dog drove him to the store. Oco...	1,922	9	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	1 mins ago
Cute Video	2,597	12	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	8 mins ago
Questions & Answers Questions: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? What do you call a pig that does kara...	1,757	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	10 mins ago

Super Birthday Weekend Thanks to everyone who commented on my birthday blog! Some interesting comments! The night before my birthday, I drove to one of my dau...	1,772	24	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	12 mins ago
Sad Day Tomorrow Sad day tomorrow. It's my birthday and I am turning 100. I am starting to feel old. Maybe Butterflies will sho...	802	34	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	22 mins ago
Beautiful A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautifu...	411	7	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	26 mins ago
The Job Interview Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And wh...	567	14	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	29 mins ago
Milk Money An art connoisseur passed a little grocery in New York when he noticed a kitten on the front step lapping up some milk in a bowl. The cat was mangy wi...	571	18	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	31 mins ago
Planting Potatoes When I was a boy growing up we had several gardens around our old house. The largest one of all was used just for growing potatoes. I can still rem...	598	4	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	34 mins ago
One Of The Greatest Gifts In her memoirs, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told of growing up in an African-American pastor's family in Birmingham. Despite her parent...	461	5	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	37 mins ago
Happy 4th Of July Today, we celebrate our freedom in the United States. Freedom that is endowed by our Creator, defined in the Declaration of Independence and our Const...	468	14	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	40 mins ago
Chocolate Ice Cream One day I had lunch with some friends. John, a short, balding golfer type about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch....	503	9	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	43 mins ago
Believe In Yourself There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren’t the way you had hoped they would be. That’s when you have to tell yourself that...	460	10	0	Jul 2014	Jul 2014	46 mins ago

The Man Song This video is for all of the ladies.....and some men.	580	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	54 mins ago
The Man Song This is hilarious! Copy the link and paste it in your browser and click on it.	482	1	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	59 mins ago
Laughter is The Best Medicine Many years ago, Norman Cousins was diagnosed as “terminally ill”. He was given six months to live. His chance for recovery was 1 in 500. He could s...	583	17	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	58 mins ago
Helpless Love Once upon a time all feelings and emotions went to a coastal island for a vacation. According to their nature, each was having a good time. Suddenly,...	504	22	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	59 mins ago
Jokes There were 4 people in a private plane: a captain, a priest, a boy scout, and the smartest man in the world. Suddenly they heard an explosion, the pil...	517	11	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago
Life Is A Gift Life Is A Gift Today before you think of saying an unkind word– think of someone who can’t speak. Before you complain about the taste of your f...	516	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago
Blond Neighbor A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She op...	655	9	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago
Funny Nun A nun was sitting at the airport waiting for her flight to Chicago. She looked over & saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. De...	859	9	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago
Blond jokes A blonde walked into a shoe shop and saw a pair of shoes made from alligator skin that she liked. “How much for these shoes?” – she asked the store...	755	1	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago
Blond Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car...	529	6	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago
Beautiful Pictures of Ireland A friend of mine sent this to me. It is beautiful and very nice! As the piece starts, the pictures of Ireland are amazing, but wait until you ge...	950	14	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	1 hrs ago

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