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Face Powder In the evening the wife sends her husband to buy some cigarettes. He went to the corner store, but it was closed? What should he do now? He notices a...	448	13	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Here are 50 ways to create happiness in your life 1. When you awaken in the morning, before you get out of bed, think about your day ahead and visualize positive outcomes and experiences. 2. Make y...	491	18	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Do you have eternal life? Question: "Do you have eternal life?" Answer: The Bible presents a clear path to eternal life. First, we must recognize that we have sinned against...	450	-	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 23
Jokes That Can Be Told In Church ******JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD IN CHURCH******* Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. On...	2,357	9	0	Mar 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Sayings Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband! If a man says something in the middle of the forest a...	449	7	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Angry Wife An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he a...	434	5	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Little Johnny Little Johnny dreamed of going to the zoo and pestered his parents about it day in and day out. Finally his mother nagged his reluctant father into t...	418	7	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Fishing A fishing trawler goes down, leaving only one survivor. Eventually, he washes ashore on a remote island inhabited by cannibals. They capture him and...	397	4	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19

Barnyard Joke Three pigs are in the barnyard. The first one says, "oink, oink." The second pig says, "oink, oink." The third pig says, "Moooo." The two other...	546	15	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Where Do You Have Your Treasure Stored? Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal. Matthew 6:19 Have you ever...	499	-	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	Apr 19
Curtain Rods (Kind of brings a tear to your eye....) On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases....	468	5	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 20
For Sale (True Story) My lady friend and I went to small clothing store in town the other day. They had lots of stuff on sale. So I turned my lady friend...	618	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Mouthology A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor sai...	768	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
The Lottery This lady was having problems stretching her money from one month to the next. Finally in desperation, she got down on her knees and started praying...	498	6	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 22
Heroes Unaware So give thanks to all the men and women Who're still here or have gone before And made the highest sacrifice In both Peace time and in War...	463	7	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Difference Between Men and Women Creation Order Joke God made man before woman so the man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question. Men, you m...	511	19	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Influencing With Words We avoid sickness. When an item at the grocery store is recalled or we hear of a friend getting food poisoning from a local restaurant, we avoid the c...	589	25	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Power Of Words Once we accept the power of our words, we must decide on their purpose. Words can be as useful as a strong horse ploughing a field or a spark us...	597	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 20
Do You Like Movies I love movies! Mostly action, drama, westerns, war movies, love stories and comedies. I have a number of movies that I love: Shane (western), D...	579	16	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Two Factory Workers Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman sa...	577	16	0	May 2014	May 2014	2 hrs ago
Blessed to be a Blessing A grieving Canadian widower was dining alone in a restaurant for the first time since burying his wife of 43 years. Seated nearby was a young couple w...	452	5	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19

Grandson's Graduation When my grandson graduated from university last year, I was trying to think of something special to say to him in a card. About a month before, I was...	546	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
What About Your Life? A young woman told her mother about her life and how things were so hard. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She wa...	640	21	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
M-0-T-H-E-R M-is for the million things she gave me O-means only that she's soft to hold T-for the things she tried to teach me H-is for...	636	11	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 20
Happiness How do you rate your happiness on a scale of 1-10? Please explain your rating or anything else that affects your happiness!...	536	19	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Don't Be Afraid To Fail Proverbs 24:16 says, "The godly may trip seven times, but they will get up again." If you have made a mistake or encountered a failure, don't stay do...	543	13	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Eternal Love The evidence of God's love has existed since the beginning of the world. When God created man, He gave him a beautiful garden, a companion, and a purp...	551	-	0	May 2014	May 2014	Apr 19
Heaven Joke A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you...	545	4	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
The Queens Riddle Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there... any tips you can gi...	460	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 21
Ducks Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on...	586	10	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Senior Man At the Super Bowl A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other s...	513	9	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19

Dental Appointment Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s $130?, was the prompt re...	545	2	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Easter Bunny A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the r...	563	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Wrong Email A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 y...	501	4	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Happy Easter I want to wish everyone a Happy and Blessed Easter!...	624	15	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Has Anyone Seen Has anyone seen or heard from our friend Godaniel? Haven't seen a blog or response to a blog from him in about 3 weeks! I wonder if he is okay? Doe...	738	20	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Excellent Painting of Christ's Resurrection I received this email of Christ's resurrection last year and wanted to share it with everyone on cs this year! Enjoy please!	842	11	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
The Italian Funeral Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery...	600	11	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Woman at the Pearly Gates At the pearly gates of heaven, Jean, John's late deceased wife, ask to come in and St Peter said you must first spell a word before you can come in. S...	576	19	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Speeder and Cop A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left...	486	9	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 21
God Loves Me John 3:16 the most famous verse in the Bible, is the "Gospel in a Nutshell". It summarizes the essential truths of salvation--God's love, our need, t...	1,158	40	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 19
Dead Dog A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on...	651	7	0	Apr 2014	Apr 2014	Apr 20

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