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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY! Happy Memorial Day to my family and friends! Also, I wish a Happy Memorial day to all veterans who are serving their country, especially those who pa...	468	4	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 22
Prognosis Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h...	544	7	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 22
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t...	523	6	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 22
Just Three Words A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...	555	4	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 22
Looking for a Job in Florida Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...	571	8	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	17 hrs ago
The FBI agent Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...	596	4	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
BURMA SHAVE......a little of yesteryear > A man, a miss, > A car a curve. > He kissed the miss, > And missed the curve. > Burma Shave > > I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved s...	643	2	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...	573	6	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22

SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...	614	5	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
Happy Easter HAPPY EASTER everyone! What are your plans for Easter? I will be sharing a meal with my family!...	579	8	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
Understanding Engineers Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th...	653	11	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
All Girl Biker Bar "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...	592	2	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Cows The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in...	633	6	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Persevere Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...	531	5	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
The quiet wisdom of an elder! Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...	475	0	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Must See This Magic Show Must see this magic show!	563	6	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...	579	6	1	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Billboard Outside Of Bar If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor...	569	6	0	Feb 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Has anyone heard from Ashlander? Haven't seen her on the blogs for months! She use to be on pretty much every day! Wrote good blogs and comments! If anyone has her CS...	750	10	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Civilization in 2018- this is 'priceless' !!! ? Our Phones - Wireless ? Cooking - Fireless ? Cars - Keyless ? Food - Fatless ? Tires -Tubeless ? Dress - Sleeveless ? Youth - Jobless ? Lead...	1,048	14	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Ace and Priscilla Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...	525	2	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22

COW HIT BY A LIMO >>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...	643	2	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Statements From Democrats Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear...	910	19	0	Jan 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Billy Graham I guess most of you know by now that the Rev. Billy Graham passed away this morning, Wed., Feb. 21, at his home in North Carolina, USA. Mr Graham was...	519	3	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Fish & Chips Monastery A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, howev...	492	1	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
SAYINGS LOVE BIG, play HARD & eat DESSERT! SAVOR the simple THINGS and DON'T WORRY about THE REST! Choose TODAY to BE AMAZING! Each MORNING i...	512	5	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Happiness Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it. But if yo...	588	12	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Today Feb. 9, is, Happy National Pizza Day What is The World's Largest Pizza Chain With Over 16,000 Locations Worldwide? Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, and is the world’s larges...	1,226	7	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Super Bowl Tickets! I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February...	472	6	0	Feb 2018	Feb 2018	Apr 22
Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a des...	645	17	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	Apr 22
(Coninuation of snow shoveler) December 20 Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of the dang stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The snowplow came by twice...	690	11	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	Apr 22

Diary of a Snow Shoveler December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lov...	762	7	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	Apr 22
2018 Here is wishing everyone a very Happy New Year and a very prosperous 2018!...	546	8	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	14 hrs ago
To All of My Bloggers Friends May all of you have a very Merry and Blessed Christmas!...	561	16	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
Marriage Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you a club and a spade....	643	13	0	Nov 2017	Dec 2017	11 hrs ago
CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Al...	567	3	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wa...	4,469	8	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
RANDOM LATE NIGHT THOUGHTS * If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful. * Do twin...	568	8	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
Beware of Lie Detector Robots! A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night....	554	9	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
Think About This Can you list the number of women/men that you have fallen in love with and their names?...	594	7	0	Dec 2017	Dec 2017	Apr 22
Mr Netherlands Now you have 5 reasons not to come to our country! That great!...	631	8	0	Nov 2017	Nov 2017	11 hrs ago
Happy Birthday Profiency1 Happy Birthday to a very nice lady! May you have many, many more! Enjoy your SPECIAL DAY!...	1,024	20	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2017	Apr 20

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