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Looking For Jesus An Irish man stumbling through the wood totally drunk when he comes across a preacher baptizing people in the river he proceeds to walk into the wate...	557	7	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 17
Any Interested Ladies Would it be wrong to ask if any lady would want to date me? I think I have a good sense of humor and I certainly can communicate well! Any takers?...	695	12	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 5
The Rooster "A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathe...	509	6	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 3
Something to Brighten Your Day A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoyin...	638	15	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	24 hrs ago
Are You An Encourager Heard this message from my friend, Dr. Charles Stanley! 1. Give a sincere compliment. 2. Always tell them the truth. 3. Agree when appropr...	497	2	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 17
The Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members d...	504	6	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Mar 24
Reminiscing Right now as I read and answer blogs, I am having a glass of wine and listening to music from the Buddy Holly era! Awesome! Takes me back to the lat...	653	25	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 15
The Day the Music Died On February 3, 1959, rock and roll musicians Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson were killed in a plane crash near Clea...	568	5	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 16

Anger management really works... I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I p...	521	6	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	15 hrs ago
The Motorist A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police dep...	552	4	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 9
USED vs. LOVED Read with patience While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In...	627	7	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 12
Any Birthdays? Let's have some fun? Who has a birthday coming up? If you have one, put up the date so we can honor you on your birthday! The blogs lately are...	627	6	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 15
New car technology is a hoot. Subject: FW: New car technology is a hoot. Ha! Ha! Ray-o-vac will want to hear about this technology/mercedes-aa-cl...	580	3	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 10
God's Email One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on... So He called His angels and sent one...	753	14	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 15
New Driver Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them f...	423	5	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Mar 20
Funnies Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? If I break the laws of Physics do...	724	3	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 9
To make you smile A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me...	733	6	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 11
Shoplifting An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you...	669	9	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 15
Is It Time For A Nursing Home? During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an elderly person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he sai...	635	10	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 15
Some Humor I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shi-tzu. A young blonde fears her hu...	568	3	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	Apr 11
Happy New Year I want to wish everyone a very Happy, Blessed, Prosperous New Year!!!! May all of your wishes come true in 2017 !...	453	11	0	Dec 2016	Jan 2017	Apr 2

Merry Christmas I want to wish all of my friends here a Very Merry Christmas! May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!...	632	16	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 9
Christmas Humor I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.” Q: Why are Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen al...	486	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 16
Christmas Shopping Frank and Dianne were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Dianne suddenly noticed that Frank was missing, and as they had a lot to d...	549	5	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 16
A Few Laughs A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping...	565	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 13
Anyone Want To Make New Years Resolutions? Would like to hear from the new bloggers who have come on here in the last year!...	489	2	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Mar 24
Old Guy Trying To pick up Young Ladies	709	4	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Mar 27
Christmas Humor Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem. What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper! What do you get when you...	445	0	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 8
Dead Penguins - I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that...	726	4	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 16
LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? A lexophile of course! • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, bu...	595	4	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 15
Trivia Question Hey, I invite everyone to take a shot at the answer of this trivia question! Here it is. Who was the first person in the Bible to raise the dead, t...	654	15	0	Mar 2014	Dec 2016	Apr 17

MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is...	571	0	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 16
Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter... How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call ? With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!...	631	8	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 14
$10 complaint A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"...	618	3	0	Dec 2016	Dec 2016	Apr 13
Test for Dementia Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?...	674	9	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 12
Drafting Old Men Into The Military I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whol...	886	13	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 7
Six Rules of Unity & Joy Ran across this and thought I would share! 1. Agree more---Argue less! 2 Listen more---Talk less! 3 Produce more---Advertise less! 4...	667	2	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 15
U S Marine Corps Birthday Today, I celebrate the U S Marine Corps birthday because I am a former Marine! (profile pic) For the people who are interested, the Marines are the b...	742	16	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 15
President John F Kennedy Today, Nov. 22, is the anniversary of the assassination of our beloved president....John F. Kennedy! I thought he was a pretty good president for the...	725	15	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 14
ABOUT GROWING OLDER … First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin...	527	6	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 11
Two Elderly Irish Drinking Buddies... Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future. One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great spo...	537	2	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	23 hrs ago
Wife Found Alive In Coffin A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket ou...	697	9	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 15

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