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Are You Gifted? Some people are gifted without realizing it. It takes time to understand the nature of your highly developed awareness. Until then you may turn your g...	1,421	52	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	Apr 22
The Facts About Santa The other day I heard a 7 year old boy saying that the devil is just like Santa – it is actually your grandpa. But he was wrong. So to eliminate any c...	1,601	42	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	2 hrs ago
Science Fiction In the year 2113 heart transplants had gone out of fashion and electro-mechanical hearts were the in thing. Love no longer existed. Another in thin...	2,083	60	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	Apr 19
The Writing Is On The Wall. Oh, I love reading graffiti! I’m talking about the illicit writing on walls and doors of public places; not talking about the modern commercialized pa...	1,804	74	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	Apr 22
Caught In The Rain. I was caught in an unexpected shower the other day while taking a short walk. Within minutes I was drenched. Although it was a sunny day the wind was...	1,280	70	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	Apr 22
Confucius Say... Confucius was a Chinese wise man who lived from 551 to 479 BCE. He was a philosopher, teacher, politician, and editor. Let's look at a few by Conf...	2,505	113	0	Dec 2013	Dec 2013	2 hrs ago
I’m in love with two women Can a man be in love with two women? I love my new girlfriend and she loves me… But I am also in love with the mother of her son and she is in love...	2,914	119	0	Nov 2013	Dec 2013	22 hrs ago
A Word I Don’t Grasp Yet. Where is a woman’s ‘YET’? And what is it? This is a word I often use, but it would now appear that I use it incorrectly all along; if one ca...	2,220	107	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 21

A Hospital And A Hippy. A young girl, high on Mary Jane, wearing bellbottom jeans and flowers in her hair was found strolling around in the passages of a large hospital. It w...	1,213	41	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	10 hrs ago
The Oldest Profession A long time ago, somewhere in the Middle East, a certain man obtained the services of a veiled prostitute. He promised her a young goat as payment for...	1,326	61	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 22
Why don’t we just drop it now. CS is a great site; unequaled in its kind. None of us have the right to be here. It is a privilege. You will find no other site to offer what we have...	588	-	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 19
Now who took it! Come now! Out with it! Every morning I wake with an unshaven face. Somebody comes in the night to steal my shaven face. If this is to continu...	996	41	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	2 hrs ago
Free Airtime It is illegal of course, but then so many things are illegal in this world. There is no way they can trace you. You can only do this every seco...	1,057	39	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	2 hrs ago
To Bowl A Maiden Over This is not about cricket, but you will need to understand one or two cricket terms here. For the benefit of those not into cricket: a maid...	3,389	128	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	16 hrs ago
Something Terrible Happened Less than two weeks ago a 75 year old woman plunged 17 storeys to her death in a flowerbed. This happened at the retirement centre where my father now...	1,637	49	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 19
The Things I Miss In Summer I prefer summertime, but there are things about winter that I miss during summertime. Not just the steaming rich stews on rice and the aromatic thick...	755	26	0	Oct 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 20
The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time Sometimes I can get myself in such awkward situations, by just trying to be kind. This happened earlier this year, in January, on the first day of the...	1,015	50	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
Three Little Pigs Reloaded Red Riding Hood, now 16, packed some cookies and a flask of tea in a picnic basket and went to visit her friends, the three pigs, now also a bit older...	1,487	46	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 21
A Letter To An Old Friend. My dear friend, Of course you’re welcome to visit me here in Troll Land. No, don’t pay any attention to the foreign press; it is just propaganda. Th...	1,585	80	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	3 hrs ago
Making Perfect Children I have a bit of a headache this morning. I think there was something wrong with the fish. Or maybe it was the red tide that hit me when the cork came...	1,369	54	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	2 hrs ago
Abbreviations. Reading blogs here on CS reminds me of reading a Frederick Forsyth novel. Although he was a great story teller, he had the knack to bore me at times,...	1,928	79	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	3 hrs ago

An Inside Job? I woke up this morning to find that 2 SMS's had arrived during the night. They were from my bank; informing me that the amount of R 1500.00 were withd...	1,373	48	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	2 hrs ago
Canine Expressions I know his bark is worse than his bite, but you are barking up the wrong tree to believe that a barking dog never bites. So don't dog around with the...	927	33	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
Red Is The Colour Ever wondered why fire engines are red? It is a question I had often asked when I was a child. The best I could ever get was that flames are red, but...	2,480	100	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 22
Smelling A Rat? One of our local universities has conclusively proved that rats actually hear with their feet. In a multimillion Dollar research project that lasted f...	841	25	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
In The Pound Seats Again! I received the following good news in my mailbox this morning. I am ecstatic with the wonderful news. My dearest....	616	20	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
A Fine Predicament My father will be celebrating his 86th birthday on the 29th of this month. Since five years ago he is the oldest living member of our family and this...	1,277	48	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
The Frog And The Scorpion Is it not strange how our nature can dictate our actions, sometimes even against our better judgement. As they say here in Africa: “A leopard can chan...	661	38	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 20
The Injustice Of Prejudice Somebody I did not like at all died last night, but it left me devastated. She was the wife of a good friend and neighbour. I have never liked her for...	874	42	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
The Scars Of Life Our souls are very much like motorcars. As we continue our journey through life we pick up scratches and dents. We develop bearing knocks and hums in...	1,314	55	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	2 hrs ago
Politics Defined It is important to your survival to understand the political model of the country you live in. Knowing how your government functions can greatly help...	833	30	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19

A Special Gift… Or Is It A Curse. Ever since I was a child I had the unfailing ability to annoy and irritate the hell out of some people; and the worst of it is that I enjoy it. As wit...	2,485	84	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	23 hrs ago
Happiness is a full mailbox What a surprise I got tonight with a loaded mailbox when I logged on for he first time in a long while. I will reply to each of you during the course...	823	14	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 19
Do You Want To Be A Prince? No need anymore for your father to be a king. Simply marry a princess. Now, with the royals not marrying royals any more, there are countless opportun...	610	23	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	Apr 18
Playing Ball. Last week I purchased three items I thought I’d never own, but right now they are probably the most important things I had ever possessed; a soccer ba...	979	31	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	Apr 22
Baldness And Grey Hair The Lord made a limited number of perfect scalps. The rest He covered with hair. Somebody asked me yesterday if I’m bald. No, I fear I do not have a p...	10,078	48	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	3 hrs ago
A Tax Problem A small synagogue was being audited by the IRS. The auditor was young and conniving, trying to make a name. The Rabbi was old and wise; been there, do...	2,091	79	0	May 2013	Jun 2013	Apr 22
Monsieur De Bergerac, My dear fiend, At last I am truly free again. My captors have been evicted from my castle and kingdom, back to where they came from; a thousand mil...	2,258	43	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 21
A Royal Mess Princess Diana was murdered by the British MI6 because of her relationship with Dodi Fayed; a Muslim. Or so would some believe. It is said that the...	2,162	32	0	May 2013	May 2013	2 hrs ago
Occupational Hazards. The sea is a cruel employer. The one day he will give in abundance; just to send you home empty-handed the next. And the day when he decides to call i...	2,512	65	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22
Formation Of A New Club Are you one of those people who just don’t care a damn? Well, then you are at the right place! I have just started a club for us. If you’re not intere...	1,731	64	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22
The Facts About 777 Whereas the number 666 is very explicitly referenced in the bible, 777 is never mentioned. When trying to find an explanation, these were the most pop...	1,937	100	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 22

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