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Tickets To Heaven!! What will be next? A man and his wife were arrested in Florida for selling faked tickets to heaven to hundreds of people. They sold wood tablets (spra...	2,687	64	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	12 hrs ago
Common Sense. Now that is a scarce resource. Common Sense will even prevent you from making a fool of yourself when you believe that you are brighter and better tha...	1,604	55	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 21
The Last Tango Suicide must be the worse sin you can commit for it leaves you without the opportunity to regret. Not a nice topic, but it happens all the time; as it...	1,545	50	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	20 hrs ago
The Smallest State In The World What defines a sovereign state? With just over 100 acres (0.44 sq km) of real estate and about 900 citizens, the Vatican City is the smallest country...	874	10	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 20
X, Y, Z, And… And what? Well, that was the question. Did you know that until 200 years ago the English alphabet had 27 letters? Ok, if you did not know it, you have...	964	14	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 21
Incomplete Blog (Mostly Gossip) I get very suspicious when two bloggers disappear at the same time. Every time when it happened in the past, there was a snake in the grass....	4,519	66	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	19 hrs ago
See, I Can Do It Too! Let it not be said that I am ‘unteachable’ or that I cannot admit to my own mistakes....	1,349	54	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 22
A Revolutionary Blog Generator! Ok, this should clear up all the mess. This innovating self-installing applet will produce blogs to your order. Make your selection to customize the b...	1,543	34	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 23

This Blog Does Not Allow Reading! The member has chosen to disable the reading of this blog. I never comment on blogs if they don’t allow comments. It is only fair to respe...	2,154	55	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	3 hrs ago
Where Is Local And What Is Exotic? We are always encouraged to buy local. Apparently, it is good for the local economy. But local can be a very loose term. Local...	2,242	68	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 22
Does It Really Happen In Threes? This morning I woke up to a cat pawing my face. Knowing that I don’t have a cat anymore, I realized that I was dreaming, I shoved him off the bed and...	2,389	78	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 20
The F-Word Again I have read some hilarious write-ups about the various uses of this poor abused word. When you walk in the street or watch a movie, you hear it in alm...	2,450	32	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 21
Still waiting? Are you still waiting for that elusive perfect partner? Well, I have news for you. He or she may never come. It is pretentious to believe that somewhe...	2,564	85	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	4 hrs ago
How It Is Done Some of my friends believe that I eat my meat raw, but they are wrong. Generally my meat must be well done, especially if it is on a bone. If there is...	2,712	74	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 22
Dating When Older Than Sixty When we were young, we paid a lot of attention to our looks in preparation for a date. Now that we’ve grown older (and hopefully wiser), we spend less...	1,774	61	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 20
Eat Or Be Eaten That is one of the basic laws of nature. That is why we plant seeds and why we breed animals. Providing food for ourselves is the largest industry on...	1,909	37	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	15 hrs ago
Steel And Wood Work Good About 25 years ago, one of my younger friends had to have a testicle removed. He was very worried as he had no children yet and very dearly wanted som...	1,909	43	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 22
Is Spelling Still Important? Apparently not. It was found that the sequence of the letters in a word is irrelevant; all that matters is that the first and the last letter should b...	2,173	42	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	9 hrs ago
Your First Impressions First impressions are never wrong, or so some people believe. I’m inclined to disagree, because we seldom get the opportunity to test our fist impress...	1,775	39	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 21
Visual Creatures I often hear that men are visual creatures. If that is true, a blind man has a definite advantage over the seeing when it comes to sex. They see with...	2,437	66	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	15 hrs ago
Bedroom Golf This game is a perfect alternative to pocket billiards. Contrary to other ball games, you must play the course and not the balls. In order to score, y...	2,677	94	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	23 hrs ago

The Hunting Racket The next time when you walk into some fat cat’s home to see the skin of a large antelope on the floor with the head mounted against the wall, complete...	2,149	45	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	4 hrs ago
Why Do We Have Emoticons? I cannot claim to be an angel. In fact, I’m a little devil at the best of times, but it annoys me when somebody calls me a liar. I cannot claim to...	1,467	30	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	13 hrs ago
A Woman Needed Urgently I have always wanted a partner and I only realized the other day that I have been looking for the wrong person all along. To formulate my desires, I s...	1,591	71	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	5 hrs ago
Yes, I Can Help!(you may be better off without it) Being one of the senior members in our family, the younger generation often asks me for advice. Upon my return yesterday, I received this email from o...	2,168	57	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 21
Traveling in Southern Africa I see a lot of people did some extensive traveling around the globe. Well, I also did a bit of traveling in my day. I visited a number of neighboring...	4,203	39	0	Jun 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 20
Sunday Morning Coming Down Can a first cousin, once removed, be attached again? If so, I want to exhume his body. Just to tell him about the scandalous way in which his daughter...	1,443	31	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
The Famdamily again A cousin, twice removed (my grandfather was her great-great-grandfather), who now lives a thousand miles from here, called me the other day. She asked...	1,459	34	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	8 hrs ago
The Missing Person’s Department. My cat is missing since yesterday. He went out in the late afternoon just before the rain started. It rained uninterruptedly for eight or nine hours a...	2,377	60	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
We Are Surrendering Without A War Modern men are just lame, too passive and not standing for their rights; forever trying to be politically correct. This is mainly because they have...	2,837	101	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 21
A Death Threat. I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave th...	1,632	66	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 23

Elephant Stew Following the decision to utilize the carcasses of animals that fell victim to poachers, elephant carcasses became available in moderate quantities. T...	1,584	53	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	22 hrs ago
Are Love And Happiness Mutually Inclusive? We all seek love; believing it will make us happy. Nothing can be further from the truth. Love on its own cannot make us happy and it is perfectly pos...	3,238	106	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 22
50 Ways To Leave Your Lover Parting should not be that complicated. A relationship is only valid while both parties want to be in it. If any party opts out, well then that is it....	1,813	51	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
Baldness Explained. Baldness is often misunderstood, which is mainly due to a lot of hair roots filling the brain cavity. Our position on the evolution scale dictates tha...	1,976	55	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 23
Is It In Our Genes? Humans have honed the art of killing other humans into a fine art. Our modern military hardware is proof of that. Biological, chemical, and nuclear we...	3,477	40	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
Good News Is No News They say ‘no news is good news’ but methinks it is the other way around. Maybe that is why good news does not sell newspapers. If our newspaper...	1,617	46	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
Preserving Our Marine Life We always hear of our shrinking fish reserves while fishermen complain about the ever decreasing fishing quotas, robbing them of a decent living and s...	969	18	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
Good New Is Good News This morning I woke up with wonderful news in my inbox. I got an email from the International FIFA World Cup Online Lottery informing me that I have w...	1,375	16	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20
Our Daily News. I don’t know what the newspaper people think of when they compose their headlines. Some of them can be very funny. While some are probably designed to...	2,881	28	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 22
What A Train Smash The rugby is over, my team lost and my friends have gone home. I’m too tired for another glass of wine but not tired enough for going to bed....	1,579	19	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 21
Proudly South-African Yes, I am a typical South-African male and Afrikaans-speaking on top of it. The story that we like to keep our women barefoot and pregnant in the kitc...	1,440	40	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	Apr 20

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