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English is so weird Limericks by sound, and by spelling - There once was an old man from York who took a fat pig for a walk, when asked "why this was, he said...	1,006	15	0	Feb 2019	May 2020	Apr 20
Changing my description, sigh I've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a stone (that's 14 pounds, or 6 kgs, for the rest o...	1,715	65	0	Mar 2019	Aug 2019	Apr 24
Don't let the old man in. Not today. And if he pushes in anyway, don't let him make himself at home! How old would you be, if you didn't know the day you were born? Some people...	2,464	75	0	Jun 2019	Jul 2019	23 hrs ago
Taken for granted A friend of mine has been having a right whinge about her daughter-in-law using her as an on-tap babysitter without so much as a by-your-leave. Her DI...	1,144	29	1	Jun 2019	Jun 2019	Apr 21
Beauty - or, those who cannot do, teach. So this morning I tried a little, a very little, shea butter on my hair. It no longer looks like an exploded haystack but is a sleek and shining curta...	1,634	52	0	Apr 2019	Jun 2019	13 hrs ago
if you were born a boy or a girl, what are you now ... There's some weird stuff happening in UK schools and the Daily Mail has got very overexcited about it. I know it's a long blog. You can skip to the la...	1,584	34	0	May 2019	Jun 2019	Apr 24
Thanks ... I saw this today and blinked and read it again and hello? Although this isn't a blog likely to generate the kind of chat I like, I thought maybe you t...	941	12	0	May 2019	Jun 2019	8 hrs ago
Talking to ourselves Me: I can’t have told you, I had some really good news about (insert topic here) DD: yes you did Me: Oh. You didn’t say anything. DD: I didn’t re...	673	17	0	Jun 2019	Jun 2019	4 hrs ago

Reviews ... and why we read them ... There's the puff review - this is the best product / hotel / restaurant / book I ever came across while using this fake email address, FIVE STARS...	792	-	0	May 2019	May 2019	Apr 19
Another brick in the wall Imagine .... going to school in a class with a maximum of 20 pupils, no streaming, and the same teacher for 5 years. There are teacher a...	794	24	1	May 2019	May 2019	8 hrs ago
old dog vestibular disease Wednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but lively, greedy, healthy. Yesterday morning very w...	1,212	22	0	May 2019	May 2019	8 hrs ago
There goes the neighbourhood so how many of yeah wanna be all right abought everything with your opinion *** Video evidence at hand and you are just too blind or ignorant to see...	1,012	31	0	May 2019	May 2019	Apr 19
Wot's thet? Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a...	2,311	79	0	May 2019	May 2019	Apr 24
a kind of magic Big brand new rented car parked in narrow road. Add Spanish drivers, who are not always wonderful. Mix and stir, and you get a scrape across 2 door pa...	896	23	1	Apr 2019	Apr 2019	3 hrs ago
When world leaders, past, present, or wannabe, take on a challenge The challenge is to turn the colour yellow to red. Wonder if anyone will recognize any of my attempts at caricature (I shall be adding one per com...	794	15	0	Apr 2019	Apr 2019	Apr 20
When Solitaire's the only game in town More and more people in their 30s and 40s are choosing to be alone, to have a social network but no partner and no lasting ties. Most people on their...	1,144	22	1	Apr 2019	Apr 2019	16 hrs ago
Why hug? That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I know, I know) you offered your hand and the strang...	1,879	85	0	Mar 2019	Apr 2019	3 hrs ago
April Fool! April Fools day has become extraordinary for one unexpected reason - it is now the only day of the year that people query news items on the interne...	890	18	0	Apr 2019	Apr 2019	Apr 19
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...	514	2	0	Mar 2019	Apr 2019	24 hrs ago
Some guy called Obama I looked wistfully back at March 2016 and guess what, there were 3 - only THREE - political blogs on this international singles website. One abo...	2,635	99	2	Mar 2019	Mar 2019	15 hrs ago
Perfect gifts – edited from week-to-go to Got one! last comments There was a joke suggestion on FB re the perfect Christmas gift for writers so naturally I re-posted it on the spot but it got me thinking. Perfect g...	2,381	92	1	Dec 2018	Mar 2019	7 hrs ago

Avoiding the troll blog but for those who took my comments personally, Art, Bekard - to be 60 or 70 or 80 does not make one automatically senile and I apologise, it never occ...	952	20	1	Feb 2019	Mar 2019	4 hrs ago
Perceptions, people. Don’t even think of responding until you have read the bottom line. It was created by someone with Asperger Syndrome and is, in its own way,...	816	27	1	Dec 2018	Mar 2019	4 hrs ago
Become famous - upset people. It's so today. There’s a post on FB doing the rounds – the average Brit pensioner gets £79 a week, the average asylum seeker gets £350 a week, a free car,...	843	29	1	Jan 2019	Mar 2019	23 hrs ago
Young kids nowadays can identify any number of corporate logos cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden Of course their future progress will depend m...	1,816	73	1	Jan 2019	Mar 2019	Apr 24
You've slept with HOW many people? Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom. But what happens when they aren’t a stranger, an...	2,002	34	0	Nov 2015	Mar 2019	Apr 24
Graduating from CS school CS really is like a school - all the way from kindergarten to graduation. Okay, an odd one. We have no idea how long we will be here, that first day -...	3,312	107	0	Feb 2016	Mar 2019	7 hrs ago
Haggle for love? So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay,...	2,343	91	0	Oct 2016	Mar 2019	Apr 23
CS soap opera Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice? You'...	2,090	30	0	Oct 2015	Mar 2019	Apr 24
How long is too long? When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...	1,887	38	0	Jul 2015	Mar 2019	Apr 20
Reasons not to get married Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married, then widowed, and believes marriage is important...	1,785	54	0	Sep 2015	Mar 2019	3 hrs ago

You've changed Every serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really do change for men. Did you keep the changes o...	1,422	58	0	Dec 2018	Mar 2019	19 hrs ago
Normal people Do normal people exist? First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Find someone like yourself. YAY! If they re...	1,662	16	0	Sep 2015	Mar 2019	Apr 20
In the future .. In the future children will be raised believing it is their duty to seek a happy life, with just one proviso*. They will be taught from the beginning...	1,632	57	1	Mar 2019	Mar 2019	18 hrs ago
Voy a mi bola Move along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my leg is being gently pulled ... not going to say w...	907	25	0	Mar 2019	Mar 2019	Apr 19
Perfect match - but which one? Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical m...	1,940	101	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	Apr 24
Quantum weird other-worldly music - the theremin I'd never heard of these before, not by name, and was bug-eyed watching one played in a classical concert. It isn't touched but played by the energy o...	556	10	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	8 hrs ago
The rock and the hard place - a modern microstory about business The company I worked for, after beating off many attempts at hostile takeovers in the past, was shocked when several of our opposition, including our...	554	14	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	Apr 17
Really REALLY honest profile comments You want honest profiles? I found some spotted on websites, pruned out the crudest, sharing twenty of those that made me blink. These were all from p...	702	17	0	Oct 2018	Feb 2019	Apr 18
Replacing priests with OMG Catholic priests have been taking a lot of flak in our lifetimes. Never married, no children, how DARE they tell us what to think or how to react, eh?...	1,256	33	1	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	Apr 23
All the things NOT in your profile You are not your age, nor the size of clothes you wear, You are not a weight, or the color of your hair. You are not your name, or the dimples in yo...	1,812	81	0	Jan 2019	Feb 2019	3 hrs ago
Anyone having good weather? My daughter is walking her dog in 6 inches of snow. My friend there in Natal is resisting being washed out of her house by torrential rain. I know the...	1,855	99	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	2 hrs ago

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