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Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...
465480Jan 26Jan 27Feb 17

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...
472410Jan 16Jan 178 hrs ago

Manchester.

With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...
21450Jan 8Jan 1212 hrs ago

Australia wins the world cup

Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....
11960Dec 2Dec 210 hrs ago

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
555550Nov 21Nov 231 hrs ago

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but appa...
1,023200Mar 2016Nov 10Feb 15

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
1,165470Dec 2015Nov 1011 hrs ago

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
601290May 2017Nov 811 hrs ago

Cryptic love song dedications.

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35080Dec 2016Nov 8Feb 15

Last Christmas

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give one to someone special. Here's a song...
41470Dec 2016Nov 8Feb 16

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most likely. And be polite.
1,034350Jan 2016Nov 815 hrs ago

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,034380Jan 2016Nov 8Feb 17

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...
649220May 2017Nov 8Feb 15

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

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15710Nov 8Nov 82 hrs ago

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...
236130Oct 26Oct 272 hrs ago

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
388380Sep 28Oct 211 hrs ago

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
386250Sep 12Sep 131 hrs ago

Yet another Fender Blog.

So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...
227110Aug 19Aug 191 hrs ago

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
429320Aug 18Aug 181 hrs ago

A Question.

Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...
340171Jul 29Aug 31 hrs ago

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
456390Jul 24Jul 2710 hrs ago

IncogNitro

Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher....
23470Jul 27Jul 2711 hrs ago

It's a lovely day today.

Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. [/...
25990Jul 15Jul 1611 hrs ago

Groceries.

What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...
314130Jul 10Jul 1011 hrs ago

The good old days

Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....
30370May 2017May 201711 hrs ago

An Important Message For Chinese People.

sc...
292110May 2017May 201711 hrs ago

Women these days...

The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said somet...
343120May 2017May 201711 hrs ago

Protectionist policies versus the free market economy.

Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported...
155-0May 2017May 2017Feb 15

Please answer this honestly.

Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...
213-0May 2017May 2017Feb 15

I'm really happy with my keys.

They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...
321330May 2017May 2017Feb 15

When the milfs come out...

...Then we'll see what happens.... ......
351310Apr 2017May 2017Feb 14

It really defies all comprehension...

So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...
357-0Mar 2017Mar 2017Feb 16

For a mystery member.

You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....
522240Mar 2017Mar 2017Feb 14

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
365210Mar 2017Mar 2017Feb 17

Push up bra

So whats going to happen, if you get a new push up bra but accidently put it on upside down? It hasnt happened yet, but you know how I like to be prep...
389180Feb 2017Feb 2017Feb 17

The other blog of the day

Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...
369280Feb 2017Feb 2017Feb 2

A valuable lesson for the ladies.

She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...
452161Dec 2016Dec 201616 hrs ago

Medical cannabis

It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...
464200Dec 2016Dec 20169 hrs ago

Zindagi

I don't like zindagi, it always gets caught in my teeth....
34290Dec 2016Dec 2016Feb 15

dont you hate it when

you decide to go out for a drive in your shorty shorts, and you slam your balls in the car door?...
587320Nov 2016Nov 2016Feb 15

Female back sides.

How should they be quantified and measured? Kilo's? inches? score out of ten? maybe a simple yes/no? I'm just so confused about it and I dont know...
907370Aug 2016Oct 2016Feb 8

Trimming your nose hairs.

Let's face it, those pesky little nose hairs are the most unpleasant thing in the entire world. When the time comes to do something about the situatio...
464110Oct 2016Oct 2016Feb 13

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