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Olives

So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...
393240May 17Jul 231 hrs ago

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...
664590Apr 5Apr 8Aug 12

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...
433330Mar 25Mar 294 hrs ago

Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...
761620Jan 26Feb 2210 hrs ago

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...
583410Jan 16Jan 177 hrs ago

Manchester.

With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...
26650Jan 8Jan 1215 hrs ago

Australia wins the world cup

Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....
18560Dec 2017Dec 201722 hrs ago

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
693550Nov 2017Nov 2017Aug 13

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but appa...
1,084200Mar 2016Nov 2017Aug 14

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
1,269470Dec 2015Nov 201716 mins ago

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
675290May 2017Nov 2017Aug 13

Cryptic love song dedications.

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39980Dec 2016Nov 2017Aug 7

Last Christmas

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give one to someone special. Here's a song...
47770Dec 2016Nov 2017Aug 11

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most likely. And be polite.
1,104350Jan 2016Nov 201722 hrs ago

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,108380Jan 2016Nov 2017Aug 9

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...
717220May 2017Nov 20174 hrs ago

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

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22610Nov 2017Nov 2017Aug 12

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...
309130Oct 2017Oct 20174 hrs ago

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
441380Sep 2017Oct 201715 hrs ago

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
448250Sep 2017Sep 2017Aug 13

Yet another Fender Blog.

So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...
276110Aug 2017Aug 2017Aug 14

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
486320Aug 2017Aug 2017Aug 14

A Question.

Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...
417171Jul 2017Aug 2017Aug 11

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
534390Jul 2017Jul 20179 hrs ago

IncogNitro

Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher....
31170Jul 2017Jul 20174 hrs ago

It's a lovely day today.

Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. [/...
32090Jul 2017Jul 201721 hrs ago

Groceries.

What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...
373130Jul 2017Jul 2017Aug 12

The good old days

Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....
38170May 2017May 20174 hrs ago

An Important Message For Chinese People.

sc...
338110May 2017May 201722 hrs ago

Women these days...

The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said somet...
391120May 2017May 2017Aug 12

Protectionist policies versus the free market economy.

Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported...
209-0May 2017May 2017Aug 13

Please answer this honestly.

Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...
274-0May 2017May 20174 hrs ago

I'm really happy with my keys.

They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...
373330May 2017May 2017Aug 13

When the milfs come out...

...Then we'll see what happens.... ......
404310Apr 2017May 2017Aug 12

It really defies all comprehension...

So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...
393-0Mar 2017Mar 201720 hrs ago

For a mystery member.

You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....
571240Mar 2017Mar 201712 hrs ago

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
431210Mar 2017Mar 2017Aug 13

Push up bra

So whats going to happen, if you get a new push up bra but accidently put it on upside down? It hasnt happened yet, but you know how I like to be prep...
466180Feb 2017Feb 20174 hrs ago

The other blog of the day

Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...
415280Feb 2017Feb 2017Aug 14

A valuable lesson for the ladies.

She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...
508161Dec 2016Dec 201623 hrs ago

Medical cannabis

It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...
510200Dec 2016Dec 20161 hrs ago

Zindagi

I don't like zindagi, it always gets caught in my teeth....
39690Dec 2016Dec 2016Aug 13

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