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Olives

So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...
239210May 17May 17May 25

I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...
588590Apr 5Apr 8May 26

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...
378330Mar 25Mar 29May 26

Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...
694620Jan 26Feb 22May 25

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...
533410Jan 16Jan 17May 22

Manchester.

With all the cold weather and such, wouldn't it be nice if the Government gave all the pregnant women in Manchester an extra pack of fags with their r...
23750Jan 8Jan 12May 21

Australia wins the world cup

Rugby league world champions 2017. So that's the end of it....
14560Dec 2Dec 223 hrs ago

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
625550Nov 21Nov 23May 24

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but appa...
1,055200Mar 2016Nov 10May 24

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
1,214470Dec 2015Nov 10May 26

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
650290May 2017Nov 8May 25

Cryptic love song dedications.

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37680Dec 2016Nov 815 hrs ago

Last Christmas

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give one to someone special. Here's a song...
44170Dec 2016Nov 83 hrs ago

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most likely. And be polite.
1,066350Jan 2016Nov 8May 24

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,070380Jan 2016Nov 8May 26

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...
682220May 2017Nov 8May 21

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

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19410Nov 8Nov 811 hrs ago

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...
270130Oct 26Oct 27May 20

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
413380Sep 28Oct 2111 hrs ago

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
418250Sep 2017Sep 2017May 23

Yet another Fender Blog.

So which is better, the Stratocaster or the Telecaster?...
244110Aug 2017Aug 20172 hrs ago

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
454320Aug 2017Aug 2017May 23

A Question.

Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...
383171Jul 2017Aug 2017May 26

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
492390Jul 2017Jul 201710 hrs ago

IncogNitro

Will they catch him/her in time? Who do you think it will be? I think its going to be the whingeing Pommy teacher....
26870Jul 2017Jul 20173 hrs ago

It's a lovely day today.

Take a few minutes from your day to watch this. You'll feel a lot better afterwards. Promise. [/...
28490Jul 2017Jul 20177 hrs ago

Groceries.

What's going to happen, if you're at the supermarket and you see salami is selling two-for-one so you get two. You've already got four grapefruits in...
341130Jul 2017Jul 2017May 21

The good old days

Were actually rubbish, and I'm sick of hearing how great it was....
33870May 2017May 2017May 20

An Important Message For Chinese People.

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308110May 2017May 2017May 24

Women these days...

The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said somet...
366120May 2017May 2017May 23

Protectionist policies versus the free market economy.

Do you think its appropriate for Governments to intervene or protect State-run enterprises by the introduction of extra tarrifs and taxes on imported...
180-0May 2017May 2017May 23

Please answer this honestly.

Its a complex issue that a lot of people are struggling with, for a variety of reasons. But the thing is, I'd like to get some feedback whether or not...
240-0May 2017May 2017May 24

I'm really happy with my keys.

They can do heaps of stuff- unlock my car, unlock my front door, open and shut the gates at work, even open my post office box to see what mail I've g...
336330May 2017May 20171 hrs ago

When the milfs come out...

...Then we'll see what happens.... ......
372310Apr 2017May 2017May 17

It really defies all comprehension...

So lets face it, we've all been to the rodeo a few times. Its always the same, you look through profile pics until you feel nauseas from the irritatin...
368-0Mar 2017Mar 2017May 17

For a mystery member.

You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....
544240Mar 2017Mar 201721 hrs ago

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
397210Mar 2017Mar 2017May 21

Push up bra

So whats going to happen, if you get a new push up bra but accidently put it on upside down? It hasnt happened yet, but you know how I like to be prep...
428180Feb 2017Feb 2017May 26

The other blog of the day

Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...
388280Feb 2017Feb 2017May 23

A valuable lesson for the ladies.

She had been on the dating site for several months now, and had been planning to write a blog which unbeknownst to her would change things forever. Th...
477161Dec 2016Dec 20167 hrs ago

Medical cannabis

It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...
480200Dec 2016Dec 2016May 21

Zindagi

I don't like zindagi, it always gets caught in my teeth....
36490Dec 2016Dec 2016May 26

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