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I'm thinking of getting a dishwasher.

In today's modern world, a man has little time or inclination for washing up. Especially all the greasy plates and cutlery, and all sorts of congealed...
2,171420Apr 2018Apr 201821 hrs ago

The most boring blog ever written.

Yeah whatever. Like totally, you know, whatever. Yeah....
2,005420Dec 2015Nov 2017Apr 20

The saucepan blog.

Yesterday, I bought myself this shiny new saucepan. So I thought what a great blog idea, a saucepan blog. where people can share their saucepan storie...
1,891430Nov 2017Nov 20176 hrs ago

The frog blog

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1,648120Jan 2016Jan 2016Apr 20

Dying wishes.

We all know about dying wishes, how they must be strictly followed and are sacrosanct. It is against all the laws of nature and various belief systems...
1,627460Jan 2018Feb 2018Apr 22

I'm sick of this

Are your nipples like a truck tyre? I'm sick of hearing this and hearing that blah blah blah. Are they like a truck tyre or not. Simple?...
1,601250Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 21

For the Irish hotties.

I think its pretty safe to say that Jolene was an Irish hotty from the internet, who else has emerald eyes and auburn hair? We could probably even nar...
1,591100Apr 2016Apr 201629 mins ago

This blog kind of allows comments, maybe for a bit

You'd better be quick, and you'd better make it good. Because I'll delete it in a few hours most likely. And be polite.
1,578310Jan 2016Nov 2017Apr 20

Lets sort this out for once and for all.

OK, I'm hearing a lot of people want to know the truth about tooth gaps. There is plenty of anectdotal evidence and hearsay about the matter, but appa...
1,553180Mar 2016Nov 2017Apr 20

My body builder girlfriend. (Based on a potentiall

I had always admired Tiffany in high school, good-looking, athletic, smart, nice arse etc. etc... Then we met at a reunion and she was even hotter tha...
1,511180Jul 2016Jul 2016Apr 20

Female back sides.

How should they be quantified and measured? Kilo's? inches? score out of ten? maybe a simple yes/no? I'm just so confused about it and I dont know...
1,401320Aug 2016Oct 2016Apr 20

What should I do if one ball swells up?

Say if one ball swells up, beyond 3 or 4 times its usual size then I am wondering what should I do? Fortunately it hasn't happened to me yet but I lik...
1,394160May 2016May 2016Apr 20

Do you like having your hair pulled?

Ladies, its time to stop sending conflicting messages and sort out the hair pulling issue for once and for all. A lot of guys are uncertain whether it...
1,391320Jan 2018Jan 2018Apr 22

What do you think about this?

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1,368130Jan 2016Jan 2016Apr 20

How much ball is acceptable on the first date?

In most states of America, and many parts of Europe, there are strict guidelines as to how much ball is allowed to hang out the shorty shorts. In othe...
1,36780Mar 2016Mar 2016Apr 20

The mower blog

So what do you think about this awesome machine?...
1,355230Jan 2016Jan 2016Apr 20

Last Christmas

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give one to someone special. Here's a song...
1,34170Dec 2016Nov 20173 hrs ago

Do you carry a knife?

When you go out, particularly at night, do you carry a knife or some other weapon to protect yourself?...
1,300190Feb 2016Feb 2016Apr 20

Some good advice for the ladies.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman Giving all your love to just one man You'll have bad times And he'll have good times, Doin' things that you don'...
1,288320Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 20

Ladies

I was just wondering, how many of you out there are prepared to wear Lorna Jane active wear? And how many are testing the waters by wearing Chinese im...
1,283120Oct 2017Oct 20173 hrs ago

I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was tot...
1,267250Jul 2017Jul 2017Apr 21

Australia's cricket shame.

Well done South Africa, you won the whole thing fair and square because we cheated. Even if we bowl you all out in one go, it will be a hollow victory...
1,254150Mar 2018Mar 2018Apr 22

dont you hate it when

you decide to go out for a drive in your shorty shorts, and you slam your balls in the car door?...
1,191220Nov 2016Nov 2016Apr 20

This is the new way of managing the blog comment situation.

OK, there has been some confusion lately, which is leading to anxiety and nail biting. People asking questions and making observations about all sorts...
1,186190May 2017Nov 2017Apr 21

EGGS

So here's the deal- if you buy your eggs in a carton, do you use them all from one end towards the other, or do you use them from both ends of the car...
1,134290Sep 2017Oct 2017Apr 22

Olives

So, we all have experienced that situation, where you're lying in bed thinking about this and that. World politics, pretty girls, our workplaces... An...
1,117200May 2018Jul 2018Apr 22

Smoking banana peels.

I have heard you can get high from smoking banana peels, I dont know if its true or not. Probably people here have tried it, so is it any good? Are th...
1,10260Feb 2016Feb 2016Apr 20

For a mystery member.

You know exactly who you are, and so does everybody else. So enjoy....
1,100230Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 20

Do you believe everything you see on TV?

I tend to think most things on telly are true....
1,077200Sep 2017Sep 2017Apr 22

I heard a rumour...

That they are putting dog food into the meat pies, the baker reckons he's been doing it for years. And he also reckons he never washes his hands after...
1,074140Mar 2017Mar 2017Apr 20

The sarcastic/dismissive delete blog.

Following the runaway success of the- comments occasionally open blog, as the title suggests here you can expect a dismissive or sarcastic reply and t...
1,073200May 2017Nov 2017Apr 21

Rumours...

I know its not good to start rumours, but I heard a senior and well-respected member of CS is going to have a baby. Further more, a certain man told m...
1,06550May 2016May 2016Apr 20

Cryptic love song dedications.

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1,06570Dec 2016Nov 20178 hrs ago

If you become involved with drugs.

This is what will happen. You might need to turn the volume right up....
1,05570Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 20

What do you think, Ladies?

Dont be shy now, tell us what you really think. And dont just make something up because I can tell if you're lying....
1,039130Aug 2016Aug 2016Apr 20

A Question.

Should Prince Charles step aside and allow William and Harry to be the next Kings, as they are more popular with the public and lets face it, the whol...
1,038121Jul 2017Aug 2017Apr 21

Medical cannabis

It all started the other day when I noticed my letter box was slightly crooked. Normally, I wouldnt worry too much about that kind of thing but seeing...
1,030170Dec 2016Dec 2016Apr 20

My blog

Just stay off my blog OK. This means each and every one of you alright. I'm sick and tired of going to all the effort of making a blog and seeing my e...
1,028180Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 20

The Hedgehog.

So what's your opinion?...
1,000150Sep 2016Sep 2016Apr 20

My favourite video.

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99070Jun 2016Jun 2016Apr 20

The other blog of the day

Whilst driving along the motorway the other day, I felt the vehicle was steering ever so slightly to the left. Whenst I was checking the relative posi...
990170Feb 2017Feb 2017Apr 20

A serious few questions for everybody.

We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah...
981230Aug 2017Aug 201742 mins ago

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