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One less key tonight...

For a few reasons, I left a job at the end of February 2020 I had been working there for nine years. Short retirement, I was to start another the foll...
47280Mar 2021Apr 2021Apr 15

66,669 you knew it was coming...

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy brown dawgs...
27410Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 19

66,666

Yeah, yeah, I think so. Sunday a 2:10pm Hurray... !!!...
56670Mar 2021Mar 202120 hrs ago

Weather Station...

There are several websites that offer weather services. For years I followed one from the local newspaper. Temperature, wind speed, radar and rain for...
45640Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Strike two...

Mentioned a few times, taking advantage of Daylight Savings, I sometimes go to the model airfield to catch a few flights before dusk. Because it's 'di...
38230Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Euthanasia...

I received a call today from a woman who introduced herself as one of the veterinarians at the animal clinic where I surrendered a homeless cat yester...
52890Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Painted-on eyebrows...

High on my list of things that 'creep me out' are heavy painted or glued-on eyebrows. One woman (who is online often) shaved them off and painted some...
65680Mar 2021Mar 20212 hrs ago

chatillion's cat rescue episode...

I called a few places only to find they are at capacity. The first place I called earlier this week follows Palm Beach County guidelines (read: law) w...
35860Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Friday's Cat...

On my way downstairs this morning, I found a cat on the landing. This was new as I don't recall any cats around this building. Acknowledging the cat w...
602190Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 19

Leaving your mark...

The things we say on an open forum is our mark. It could be Twitter, Facebook, CS or any social media. How well we 'get along with others' could hav...
46850Mar 2021Mar 202154 mins ago

Canned laughter...

Two generations of TV and I realized the shows I avoided all had fake laughter. It was real laughter... but prerecorded from some other (actually funn...
58190Mar 2021Mar 202117 hrs ago

She whacked him good...

In San Francisco a 76 year old Asian woman waiting for the traffic light to change gets punched in the face by a 39 year old man who approached the wo...
39620Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 19

Relam...

Part of my business is remodeling old cabinets to look like new cabinets. It's the part I wish I didn't have to do. The process requires removing old...
31520Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 16

Taking social distancing too far...

This is what happens when you take social distancing way too far. In compliance, somebody wasn't thinking this matter all the way through. They sure...
514120Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Blog bickering...

Scanning blogs while I'm on the phone with customer service to cancel a dental plan I cancelled in January... but the billing department didn't get th...
31730Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Markle sparkle...

I'm not finding any reason why Harry and Meghan should appear on every news service. Obviously something I'm missing about the whole thing... I feel...
63390Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 17

My friend returned...

I have a friend who visits every year. This year it was March 14th and will stay until November 7th. I'm glad you're back!...
30600Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 19

Planning a vacation...

I'm planning a vacation for sometime in April to see my brother in Dayton, Ohio. If I do the scenic route and go by car, part of me says catch a few...
489160Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

The salon...

For many years I had the same stylist. She once moved to another salon and I followed her. Only 2 times in all those years did I sit with a different...
25110Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Ship Date...

Seeing dozens of Amazon trucks on the road after dark has become normal. Since the pandemic people are less likely to store shop and more purchases ar...
42460Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Octagonally impaired...

There are 3 entrances to my community, 2 main ones with a guardhouse and one private gate (no guard) that requires a resident sticker I.D. for access....
41030Mar 2021Mar 202114 hrs ago

Music on hold...

Earlier today I needed to speak to technical support of my cellphone carrier and they had me on hold for a few minutes. Usually the music is very diff...
31020Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

The Swipe Blog...

Last week I saw a blog about a place where people can go to smash-up objects like computer screens and TV's to release their 'pent up energy' as a for...
492190Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Thirty thousand and not a penny more...

A woman called looking for a full bathroom renovation and was dissatisfied with the price and treatment from a nearby firm. The lead came to me so I w...
35520Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 18

Happy Friday...

My associate and I sold 2 kitchen remodels this week and meeting a client for a bathroom remodel today. Lots of work to get it done. Lots more to proc...
39780Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 23

I chased an ambulance tonight...

I'm not an accident attorney nor do I play one in a TV series! On the way home I was in the outside lane behind someone slow to start away from a red...
35130Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 19

The snoring duo...

The snoring duo made a guest appearance at my house last night and I'm thinking we could perfect this and take the show on the road. Actually, I'm th...
34600Mar 2021Mar 2021Apr 23

Flowers or chocolate was the question...

I asked. She chose chocolate covered doughnuts. Entenmann's had a buy one get one sale!
598110Feb 2021Mar 202110 hrs ago

I got some tail tonight...

Mmmm... it was good. I expect to get some tail every night this week!
566100Feb 2021Mar 2021Apr 15

Hate...

35 years ago I worked for a high-end custom cabinet shop and the owner had a sterling reputation to his clients. His relationship to the employees was...
30220Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 19

Dead men don't tell tales...

If you poll 100 people asking if they think Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, probably 98% would say no. That's my opinion and I could be wrong... th...
41160Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 15

How to turn 1 photo into 1,000,000...

Saturation of photos on the internet is logarithmic. Take someone with a Facebook account posting a single photo that a hundred people 'like' adding t...
27610Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 19

Mummified rice cakes...

I don't have a better name for them right now, but it's a traditional Chinese New Year meal where you have seasoned pork in the center, beans around t...
47340Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 15

The bait...

Most dating sites I've been a member of have rules for photos. No nudity (including guys bare torsos showing off muscles) one person in the photo, fa...
68650Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 21

Blur...

The past few years have raced past me. My granddaughter is turning 10 this month. I remember getting the call at 11pm my daughter was headed to the ho...
32720Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 15

More Gorilla Glue... you betcha!

A guy came into the showroom today with a part that dropped out of this drawer slide. I recognized it as a 'euroscrew' which is essential in European...
54370Feb 2021Feb 202114 hrs ago

Heavy blanket...

A few weeks ago I saw a display at Wal-Mart of quilted blankets that are filled with glass beads. The theory is a weighted blanket gives more comfort...
38580Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 15

Quality... the lack of it.

About a year ago, life changed and suddenly products disappeared off the grocery store shelves. Canned foods, rice, water, laundry soap, bleach, disin...
26700Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 19

Using the wrong Gorilla... there's more to the story!

A few days ago social media went ablaze when Tessica Brown misused a spray product named Gorilla Glue in place of a hair gel named Gorilla Snot when h...
46460Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 15

Which side of the zipper does your Ying Yang hang...

I wore tight jeans when I was a teenager and the placement of my family jewels was significant. Make the wrong move (like getting out of a sports car)...
39920Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 16

Think before you ink...

I'm watching a Youtube video of tattoo competition on the show Ink Master. This episode is a collection of the worst tattoos in the event. Think bef...
39230Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 18

Your axe defines your sound...

This is a blog I've wanted to do for a long time. Some famous guitarists have used the same old instruments for years. Why... when they could have an...
44211Feb 2021Feb 2021Apr 16

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