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The virus is going viral. Whoda thunk?

I love Google Assistant, even though she dumped me for the PS4. I wake up and say "Good Morning, Google". Then she takes over. "Good morning, Badl...
879150Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 22

God Did It

The God you believe in created the Corona Virus. The God you believe in doesn't believe in borders or exceptionalism. The God you believe in h...
1,297490Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 23

The Corona Virus Fairy

She's way different from the tooth fairy; that's kidstuff. This one visits old people. Instead of leaving money in exchange for a tooth, she spits...
816300Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 23

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

I was going to read some news...you know, from sites that supply news. I'm not sure they actually exist without some sort of click bait anymore, but I...
1,493390Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 20

What Is A Blog?

According to Google ( that dirty b...), a blog is a regularly updated website or web page, typically one run by an individual or small group,...
790130Mar 2020Mar 2020Apr 20

I'm Off The Market

I can hear the hearts breaking and I'm sorry. But like Joaquin Phoenix in the movie Her, I have fallen for a feminine AI. I've been so blind but she w...
981210Feb 2020Mar 2020Apr 18

Far Side Geek

I'm one of Gary Larson's biggest fans. In fact, it's his syndicated comic strip that made me want to draw. I'm pretty Bad at it, hence the BadlyDrawn...
1,034220Feb 2020Feb 2020Apr 21

Richest States And Cities In America

Cut and pasted slanted BS. The ones that do it count on you being as stupid as they are. Just google for yourself, folks! Sleight of...
635-0Feb 2020Feb 202012 hrs ago

I too...have been a victim

I don't like to talk about it much and prefer to suffer in silence...plus, there's like a 4 month waiting list for therapists in LA! Yes, I've bee...
912-0Feb 2020Feb 2020Apr 21

Xi See The Future

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804-0Feb 2020Feb 2020Apr 20

The Great Gatsby

It was the best of times... Wait, before I start I really need to go take a dump. You see, I woke up constipated. Must have been the Mexican I...
768-0Feb 2020Feb 2020Apr 23

Cut and Paste like a Pro!

Well, not really. It's a contradiction. But who cares since the blogs are already shit... Flood it, I say! This is quite possibly the cutest dog...
847-0Feb 2020Feb 2020Apr 24

I'd love to...

Change the world.
540-0Feb 2020Feb 202011 hrs ago

Twitter Mirror On The Wall...

I like to look in the mirror as much as the next supermodel, but how about when the mirror starts talking back? Do I want to smash the mirror?...
628-0Feb 2020Feb 202018 hrs ago

Splash Splash

This is a first for me. Blogging from the bathtub. My apologies for not taking pics of the event. I'm already regretting this decision and see i...
865-0Jan 2020Jan 202020 hrs ago

Doctors Without Borders...

...or boundaries. *edit
617-0Jan 2020Jan 2020Apr 23

Blah Blah Blog

I broke the screen (glass) on my phone finally! At first I was shocked but that slowly morphed into mild annoyance with this fractured view of cyber...
459-0Jan 2020Jan 2020Apr 23

Playing in the glandbox

I've been drawing people parts. Eyes and lips mostly-- making them interchangeable. A patchwork that might be called "mixed feelings"...or something....
663-0Jan 2020Jan 202010 hrs ago

Popcorn: The not-so-silent Killer

This week in the news: Man nearly dies from infection after trying to remove popcorn stuck in teeth. Driver lures seagulls with popcorn and ki...
559-0Jan 2020Jan 2020Apr 20

A Glimpse of Hollywood @ Sunset

Sunset Blvd, that is.... I had to run some errands in Hollywood and took a few pics. Across from the bank is this apt. Bldg that's seemingly h...
613-1Jan 2020Jan 2020Apr 19

Anarchy Rules

I made this into a virtual t-shirt in SL because I love the irony! Please don't make me explain... I've grown quite weary of advertising but in a...
381-1Jan 2020Jan 20208 hrs ago

Millennial speak?

Without turning this into a rambling history of the last 6 years, I'll just say that I have some young friends and one of them texted me asking if I w...
456-0Jan 2020Jan 2020Apr 20

Slappy New Year!

Gotta love the Russians! The only drawback is that the loser will almost certainly walk away 'butt-hurt'. :cheer...
645-0Jan 2020Jan 2020Apr 20

Ah, remembering the glory days of MD

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723-2Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 24

Can't focus today

I got up at around 7, made coffee, read some news and then started drawing. I should say I skimmed over some headlines because my attention span today...
462-0Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 20

All I Want 4 Christmas...

I'm a simple man really. I don't need much and these days I expect even less. I find that it minimalizes the potential for disappointment and maximize...
441-0Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 17

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441-0Dec 2019Dec 2019Apr 17

Child Prodigies and Why I Hate Them

Soulless mutants! Here we are, trudging along in a cesspool of luke-warm mediocrity while these kids print their own golden tickets.... Harrrrru...
581-0Nov 2019Dec 2019Apr 20

Equality? Or...

Indecision? I dunno either. I just hold the pencil....
407-0Nov 2019Nov 2019Apr 18

Superman Is Dead

One of the more recognizable costumed characters on Hollywood Boulevard, a Superman impersonator named Christopher Dennis has passed away. I knew him...
394-0Nov 2019Nov 2019Apr 20

Getty Fire

Wild fires are the norm in SoCal this time of year, but this one threatened the Getty Center. Most wouldn't give a shit but the Getty Center is a 1.3...
483-0Oct 2019Oct 2019Apr 20

Shoulda, Kudda, Wooda

It's should've, not "should of". They sound the same so I can see how one might get confused when writing it and especially if English is a second lan...
423-0Oct 2019Oct 2019Apr 20

I Was Framed!

Don't get excited. It's not much of a blog, and I'm not in jail. I had been spending lots of time at a coffee shop in Hollywood and was in...
705-0Oct 2019Oct 2019Apr 24

Sage Advice

Don't burn that foul-smelling crap near me, Moonbeam ...and I won't piss on your sandals....
474-0Sep 2019Sep 2019Apr 20

Greta is just the tip of the

.....hmm, I was going to say "iceberg" but the implied irony kind of melted that sentiment. Anyway, the youth are agitated and I don't...
723-0Sep 2019Sep 20192 hrs ago

The Meaning of Life

I waffle when it comes to this topic but tend to hold a nihilistic view. I appreciate life--mostly, but I've yet to find it meaningful. For all I...
740-0Sep 2019Oct 2019Apr 23

Top Troll

Trolls have come out from under their Bridges and they're louder and prouder than ever! Most should probably be ignored, but not all. Some are enterta...
782-0Sep 2019Sep 2019Apr 23

Masters of Reality: Into The Void

The space/tech age, the hunt for hospitable planets, and the heavy (doom) metal prophets that were talking about it 50 years ago. That familiar it...
419-0Aug 2019Aug 20193 hrs ago

Under Pressure!

Woke up, cleaned up, made coffee...and all before noon. I keep asking myself when I'm going tone down this hectic lifestyle, but for the moment it sui...
490-0Aug 2019Aug 2019Apr 21

I Liked It Better When....

Father Time was an absentee parent. I often hear about how we're destroying the planet and bringing about a mass extinction. What I'm not hearing...
520-1Aug 2019Aug 2019Apr 24

There Was A Trivial Man...

...who led a trivial life. Why Ex Yay Zee. This is my contribution to society. It all started with W. Phonetically: "double you". That's thre...
435-0Aug 2019Aug 2019Apr 20

What Is Wrong With You People?!

"Well he killed 11 with a semi-automatic assault rifle so it's the right's fault!" "Oh yeah? Well she killed 13 with a Tesla so it's the tree-hugg...
904-0Aug 2019Sep 2019Apr 20

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