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Little seeds of sadness Emotions are a strange thing; you never know what might trigger them, and it is quite often small -seemingly insignificant- things that stir them up u...	743	24	0	Aug 2020	Aug 2020	13 hrs ago
Public announcement Will everyone please be on the lookout for a "stalker troll", who is believed to be operating in this vicinity. Thank you for your cooperation. :s...	2,164	47	0	Aug 2020	Aug 2020	14 hrs ago
Prolific bank robber brought to book Prolific bank robber brought to book as inadvertent consequence of covid rules. Career criminal, Lee Champion, was taken int...	431	11	1	Aug 2020	Aug 2020	Apr 15
Intelligent and funny. If there's anything more attractive than intelligent women, it's funny women. [/youtub...	1,293	51	2	Jul 2020	Aug 2020	11 hrs ago
Mental state on dating profiles If you are a complete idiot, should you declare it in your profile? If so, then why haven't you?...	1,328	45	0	Jul 2020	Jun 2021	7 hrs ago
Interesting When I open up Youtube I am presented with a seemingly random selection of videos. Most look boring, but every now and then one of them catches my at...	653	16	0	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	Apr 20
Why? It’s probably my own fault that I don’t know the reason why. If I could be bothered to actually read the entirety of the blogs it might possibly give...	2,040	70	1	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	1 hrs ago
Time For quite a long time I have had an intuitive feeling that there is no such thing as time. Yet I can’t even say that without recruiting the concept o...	1,668	53	0	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	Apr 21

You Will Know Them by Their Fruits Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather...	1,883	65	0	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	Apr 18
The Brothers of Truth Sorry, no blog. What I am thinking simply cannot be put into words....	820	25	0	May 2020	Jun 2020	Apr 20
No need to be alarmed If you are out in the countryside in springtime, and come across a pond with a jelly like substance floating in the water, please don't panic. Contra...	572	10	0	May 2020	May 2020	Apr 20
Why I lose my temper I really should stay away from here, this place just makes me too angry. Stupidity and dishonesty are two of the worst things for making me angry, an...	4,454	156	2	May 2020	Jun 2020	Apr 23
Mr. Wilson Comes to Tea From the author of The Frigid Midgets, more adventures from Mrs. Crompton’s garden. [/youtub...	2,180	75	0	May 2020	May 2020	17 hrs ago
The only game in town I've got into the habit of playing the card game solitaire on my computer lately, when I can't be bothered to do anything else. We always called that...	562	26	0	May 2020	May 2020	Apr 20
Today Today I am going to do the long overdue job of giving my bathroom (it's a bathroom without a bath) a good clean. I may be gone some time....	931	33	0	May 2020	May 2020	Apr 22
I wonder I don't usually get involved with this sort of speculation. That's partly because I don't know enough about it, but mainly because I have always cons...	1,162	36	1	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 15
What next? I am writing this to the sound of the karaoke version of Bat Out Of Hell blasting through the estate that I live on. Just across the road is a man w...	1,029	49	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 20
What I've been up to I've been spending a lot of my free time -of which I have quite a large amount at the moment- messing about with a 3D modelling computer programme....	719	22	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 20
Time for a cultural interlude I wandered lonely on a bleak high hill, but not as lonely as a Lakeland cloud. Nor did I see a single daffodil, despite my reading Wordsworth out a...	679	21	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 20
Who will save us? We are living in very troubling times. We all know this because of the enlightening videos that numerous public spirited bloggers are constantly post...	1,568	73	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 22
Captain Apocalypse is back I see the ocean going crackpot has lost his marbles altogether. Or is he just hoping that he can persuade us to lose ours....	847	31	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 23

I have a dream I had the dream again last night; the same dream I have had for countless nights; the dream that haunts my waking hours. I am on a packed rush hour...	1,885	81	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 22
The Frigid Midgets Part 1 Mrs. Crompton was cycling home to her little cottage in the village when she came upon two diminutive, downcast figures sitting on the grass...	2,081	88	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	8 hrs ago
Ping I can remember, back in the 1970s, a very novel machine suddenly appeared in motorway services. It had a screen, and two knobs by which two short whi...	634	31	1	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 19
Once you get something into your head I was once swimming in the sea on holiday; not very far out and my feet could still touch the floor. I noticed something moving from the corner of my...	1,010	42	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 20
Progress I can remember the days when people who had telephones were a very exclusive set. Most ordinary folk wouldn’t have known how to go about having a tel...	838	36	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 20
A Perfect Storm Two unrelated circumstances came together recently to form what is currently the practice to call a perfect storm. It is hard to predict what a storm...	1,418	71	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	Apr 20
Fridge Magnets An awareness of my need to find a means of displaying useful information in such a way as to keep it beyond the bounds of forgetfulness came upon me a...	1,200	43	0	Apr 2020	Apr 2020	6 hrs ago
My unwelcome guest I love browsing in second hand book shops. I bought a book about magic and was leafing through it one night when I inadvertently evoked a demon from...	1,509	57	0	Feb 2020	Mar 2020	10 hrs ago
Churches Throughout my life, my association with the Church has been very casual. I daresay I must have been christened in one, but I don’t remember anything...	1,630	53	0	Feb 2020	Feb 2020	15 hrs ago
Flash Fiction #3. The Gnomes A return to an old theme. Claude Moonpenny had a collection of rare, erotic gnomes. He had a few conventional gnomes in his front garden, but the...	456	12	0	Feb 2020	Feb 2020	Apr 21

Flash Fiction #2. The Appointment Ainsley Goosebutt had to rush home from work on the Friday if he wasn’t going to be late for his doctor’s appointment. He had a quick shower, made hi...	634	15	0	Jan 2020	Feb 2020	Apr 23
Our Glorious President The same language that was spoken in praise of such visionary leaders as Hitler, Stalin, and Chairman Mao, seems to have been revived for the current...	619	4	0	Jan 2020	May 2020	13 hrs ago
The last villager At the beginning of 1943 the Derbyshire village of Derwent stood abandoned by all but one remaining inhabitant. By the autumn of that year the villag...	544	7	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	Apr 20
Colditz I delivered a radiator to an address in Calver, Derbyshire, the other day. The address turned out to be a massive 19th century mill that had been tur...	759	15	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	7 hrs ago
The Ghost An extremely short story, by me. “If you are a ghost,” said six-year-old Noah, “why do you look like a person? If you no longer need a...	646	15	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	Apr 19
The sparing of the rod A short story by me. “Spare the rod, sir,” begged Featherstone, hopefully. “I take no pleasure in this, Featherstone,” said the Headma...	816	28	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	Apr 20
How to grow old Today we are going to be looking at growing old, and how to avoid doing it with dignity. People often ask me how I get away with behaving so immatu...	1,599	61	0	Jan 2020	Feb 2020	Apr 20
Da Vinci code mystery takes new twist Startling revelation as work of art undergoes restoration work....	8,527	341	3	Jan 2020	Jun 2021	7 hrs ago
Four little words Dems.. ...Dems.. ...Dems.. Obama......Obama......Obama... Hillary......	662	16	0	Jan 2020	Jan 2020	Apr 20
Tragic News I have just learned that the Titanic has sunk. Someone has created a blog for those who wish to follow events as they unfold. Let's spare a thought...	2,436	108	0	Dec 2019	Jan 2020	17 hrs ago
My blog door is always open Please feel free to visit anytime. I'm expecting a very special guest, but he won't come if he thinks we are waiting for him, so I want everyone to...	1,606	75	0	Dec 2019	Dec 2019	Apr 23

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