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Mar 3, 2009 2:07 AM CST 5 surgeons!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

applause
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Mar 3, 2009 2:09 AM CST 5 surgeons!
Hellervon
HellervonHellervonSon of Nature/Morehead City, North Carolina USA4 Threads 108 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay
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Mar 3, 2009 2:13 AM CST 5 surgeons!
Hi Mercedes, sounds like more truth to that than joke!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh








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Mar 3, 2009 2:24 AM CST 5 surgeons!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
HotrodLarrys: Hi Mercedes, sounds like more truth to that than joke!


Gday mateyhug
Im gonna open your mail in a mincheering
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