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Mar 3, 2009 2:48 AM CST The Fortune Teller!
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"
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Mar 3, 2009 6:21 AM CST The Fortune Teller!
Hellervon
HellervonHellervonSon of Nature/Morehead City, North Carolina USA4 Threads 108 Posts
Mercedes1: During a recent publicity outing, Jennifer sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

"Will I be acquitted?"



Ouch rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 3, 2009 6:23 AM CST The Fortune Teller!
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
lol,oh my lol.
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Mar 3, 2009 6:24 AM CST The Fortune Teller!
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Mar 7, 2009 10:28 PM CST The Fortune Teller!
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
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