Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor-------- ( Archived) (19)

Mar 4, 2009 2:31 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'



Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'
The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'
Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'
O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'
Paddy was in New York

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'


Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'
'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'


Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'
'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'
She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
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Mar 4, 2009 2:34 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
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Didnt know you were Irish

handshake
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Mar 4, 2009 4:43 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good ones, Pat! handshake Nice to meet another fellow Irish-American.
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Mar 4, 2009 5:01 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
laugh thumbs up
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Mar 4, 2009 5:04 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
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Mar 4, 2009 10:29 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
vonney: Didnt know you were Irish


Great grand daddy came to NYC from Cork and married a Native American woman. He was hung in North Dakota for stealing horses in Canada and selling them to the U.S. Cavalry..rolling on the floor laughing

They "outlaws" in my family are from way back..devil
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Mar 4, 2009 10:32 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
HJFinAZ: Great grand daddy came to NYC from Cork and married a Native American woman. He was hung in North Dakota for stealing horses in Canada and selling them to the U.S. Cavalry..

They "outlaws" in my family are from way back..


doh


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Mar 4, 2009 10:35 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
HJFinAZ: Great grand daddy came to NYC from Cork and married a Native American woman. He was hung in North Dakota for stealing horses in Canada and selling them to the U.S. Cavalry..

They "outlaws" in my family are from way back..
professor it's a good thing he hung in your grand-mother, before he was hung....or you would be waaay back too...professor

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Mar 4, 2009 10:45 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
livinglarge: noooooooooo
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i just had to give pat a poke about being irish, cause i'm a scot...but, i'de like to give you a poke, just becausesmitten banana devil ...rolling on the floor laughing

ok, ok...i know, i said i'de be goodmoping ...laugh
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Mar 4, 2009 10:47 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
jlw45: i just had to give pat a poke about being irish, cause i'm a scot...but, i'de like to give you a poke, just because ...

ok, ok...i know, i said i'de be good ...


Ain't no Scot gonna "poke" this Halfbreed!!!scold
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Mar 4, 2009 10:48 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Now a Scottish Lass just a wee bit taller might poke me eyes out..grin
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Mar 4, 2009 10:48 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
HJFinAZ: Ain't no Scot gonna "poke" this Halfbreed!!!
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that would just make another half breedprofessor rolling on the floor laughing

cheers
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Mar 4, 2009 10:49 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
HJFinAZ: Ain't no Scot gonna "poke" this Halfbreed!!!



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you tell him Pprofessor
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Mar 4, 2009 10:49 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
HJFinAZ: Now a Scottish Lass just a wee bit taller might poke me eyes out..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing or, if she was shorter, you could poke her eye outprofessor rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 4, 2009 10:49 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
jlw45: i just had to give pat a poke about being irish, cause i'm a scot...but, i'de like to give you a poke, just because ...

ok, ok...i know, i said i'de be good ...


Nowscold

professor

laugh
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Mar 4, 2009 10:51 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
livinglarge: Now
moping
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Mar 4, 2009 10:55 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
jlw45: i just had to give pat a poke about being irish, cause i'm a scot...but, i'de like to give you a poke, just because ...

ok, ok...i know, i said i'de be good ...


Me too, but not a "good boy".....devil
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Mar 5, 2009 7:26 AM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
HJFinAZ: Great grand daddy came to NYC from Cork and married a Native American woman. He was hung in North Dakota for stealing horses in Canada and selling them to the U.S. Cavalry..

They "outlaws" in my family are from way back..





Oh so your not Irish, your Great Grandfather was.
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Mar 7, 2009 10:33 PM CST Just to let you know we Irish have a sense of humor--------
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
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