Unemployment!! (17)
mylifewithu: An unemployed man went to the social security office to apply for unemployment benefits.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
awww....
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mylifewithu: An unemployed man went to the social security office to apply for unemployment benefits.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
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Ok I have to do a dumb girlfriend joke now , so no guys get upset.
Dumb Girlfriend!!
Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."
Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
Dumb Girlfriend!!
Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."
Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
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OOO now THAT might just be helpful to try....uhm..for a friend of mine...yeah...thats it...
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mylifewithu: ..... "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
LOLOL
My oldest boy saw this one a few years back and immediately ran to his sister (blonde) and holding a box of frosted flakes asked her if she wanted to put a tiger puzzle together LOL I haven't seen that one since that day, thank you for a very wonderful memory brought back!! ------ This thread is Archived ------
mylifewithu: Ok I have to do a dumb girlfriend joke now , so no guys get upset.
Dumb Girlfriend!!
Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."
Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
Dumb Girlfriend!!
Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."
Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
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Shedman01: LOLOL My oldest boy saw this one a few years back and immediately ran to his sister (blonde) and holding a box of frosted flakes asked her if she wanted to put a tiger puzzle together LOL I haven't seen that one since that day, thank you for a very wonderful memory brought back!!
Omg I bet that was halarious.
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mylifewithu: An unemployed man went to the social security office to apply for unemployment benefits.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
I guess I'm wondering why he went to the SS office to collect unemployment?
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Shedman01: OOO now THAT might just be helpful to try....uhm..for a friend of mine...yeah...thats it...
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Indyfella: I guess I'm wondering why he went to the SS office to collect unemployment?
Good catch, I missed it too, and I am on disability.
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mylifewithu: Omg I bet that was halarious.
LOL I'm still laughing...and yes it was.. she said "SURE".... LOLOLOLOL it had the whole house in tears from laughing even my daughter once she realized what box he was holding and saw the joke...
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mylifewithu: An unemployed man went to the social security office to apply for unemployment benefits.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
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mylifewithu: Good catch, I missed it too, and I am on disability.
It was still funny
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mylifewithu: Ok I have to do a dumb girlfriend joke now , so no guys get upset.
Dumb Girlfriend!!
Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."
Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
Dumb Girlfriend!!
Girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over, I need help urgently! I bought a jigsaw puzzle, and I can't even start it.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girlfriend replies, "According to the picture on the box, it's a big chicken."
Her boyfriend hurries over to find the puzzle spread over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box.
Turning to his girlfriend he says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a chicken"
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" he sighs, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.
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Shedman01: LOL I'm still laughing...and yes it was.. she said "SURE".... LOLOLOLOL it had the whole house in tears from laughing even my daughter once she realized what box he was holding and saw the joke...
I loved all the funny stuff my kids pulled on each other. And most are forgotten until something takes me back. 
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OMG I found another halarious dumb girlfriend joke.
A women suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed, "Honey, don't do it..."
The women yelled back, "Shut up! You're next!!
A women suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she bought a gun. She went to his apartment that same day, with the pistol in hand. Sure enough, when she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. Overcome with grief, she put the gun to the side of her head. Her boyfriend screamed, "Honey, don't do it..."
The women yelled back, "Shut up! You're next!!
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The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing thick curly hair. She says, "That manly hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his benefit application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his girlfriend about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."