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Please DON'T ! ( Archived) (22)

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#1
Mar 10, 2009 11:03 AM CST Please DON'T !
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
rasgumbyOPMoberly, Missouri USA4,665 posts
Squeeze the Charmingrin

I don't know why, but this is stuck in my headdoh

lets change it a bit..

Please don't squeeze the __________________

or

Please don't __________________ the Charmin.

or

Please __________________ the Charmin.

remake the sentence
Have a laugh.

Please don't eat the Charmin.
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#2
Mar 10, 2009 11:06 AM CST Please DON'T !
Zellarrone1online today!
Zellarrone1online today!Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK7,644 posts
rasgumby: Squeeze the Charmin

I don't know why, but this is stuck in my head

lets change it a bit..

Please don't squeeze the __________________

or

Please don't __________________ the Charmin.

or

Please __________________ the Charmin.

remake the sentence
Have a laugh.

Please don't eat the Charmin.
I'd have to know what a charmin is before I can give one of my sensible answers help
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#3
Mar 10, 2009 11:08 AM CST Please DON'T !
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
sweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA8,850 posts
Zellarrone1: I'd have to know what a charmin is before I can give one of my sensible answers


Charmin is a brand of toilet paper.
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#4
Mar 10, 2009 11:08 AM CST Please DON'T !
loverboy690
loverboy690loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA84 Threads 7 Polls 3,729 Posts
loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA3,729 posts
Zellarrone1: I'd have to know what a charmin is before I can give one of my sensible answers
TP-tolit paper
don't sqieeze the cheekslaugh
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#5
Mar 10, 2009 11:10 AM CST Please DON'T !
Zellarrone1online today!
Zellarrone1online today!Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK33 Threads 4 Polls 7,644 Posts
Zellarrone1Hull, East Riding of Yorkshire, England UK7,644 posts
In response to: Squeeze the Charmin

I don't know why, but this is stuck in my head

lets change it a bit..

Please don't squeeze the __________________

or

Please don't __________________ the Charmin.

or

Please __________________ the Charmin.

remake the sentence
Have a laugh.

Please don't eat the Charmin.
Ah thanks, the question makes more sense to me now laugh wave
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#6
Mar 10, 2009 11:10 AM CST Please DON'T !
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
pretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA2,956 posts
rasgumby: Squeeze the Charmin

I don't know why, but this is stuck in my head

lets change it a bit..

Please don't squeeze the __round, firm, succulent, perky,,full, young breast of the preacher's wife________________

or

Please don't ___molest_______________ the Charmin.

or

Please __________________ the Charmin.

remake the sentence
Have a laugh.

Please don't eat the Charmin.
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#7
Mar 10, 2009 11:13 AM CST Please DON'T !
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA3,886 posts
rasgumby: Squeeze the Charmin

I don't know why, but this is stuck in my head

lets change it a bit..

Please don't squeeze the __________________

or

Please don't __________________ the Charmin.

or

Please __________________ the Charmin.

remake the sentence
Have a laugh.

Please don't eat the Charmin.
Please don't squeeze the family jewels.... come on you all know that was going to be one of the first responses.....professor rolling on the floor laughing
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#8
Mar 10, 2009 11:19 AM CST Please DON'T !
webbs
webbswebbsLexington, Michigan USA3 Threads 283 Posts
webbsLexington, Michigan USA283 posts
sweetowen: Charmin is a brand of toilet paper.


"Please don't squeeze the Charmin" was a string of commercials for Charmin years ago. The gist is that Charmin is soft and squeezable so everyone was coming into the store and sqeezing it. Mr. Whipple, the store clerk, kept taking it away and telling them not to squeeze the Charmin. But then he always got caught unintentionally squeezing it too. I thought they were funny when I was young.
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#9
Mar 10, 2009 11:24 AM CST Please DON'T !
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
rasgumbyOPMoberly, Missouri USA4,665 posts
Please don't squeeze the trigerplease

Please don't.. keep the Charmin in the living room.
( if we run out in the bathroom,, I will have to waddle into the living room with my pants around my ankles.)mumbling
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#10
Mar 10, 2009 11:27 AM CST Please DON'T !
loverboy690
loverboy690loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA84 Threads 7 Polls 3,729 Posts
loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA3,729 posts
rasgumby: Please don't squeeze the triger

Please don't.. keep the Charmin in the living room.
( if we run out in the bathroom,, I will have to waddle into the living room with my pants around my ankles.)
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good one rasgumby
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#11
Mar 10, 2009 11:29 AM CST Please DON'T !
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
rasgumbyOPMoberly, Missouri USA4,665 posts
Please don't reuse the Charmin!!!shock
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#12
Mar 10, 2009 11:31 AM CST Please DON'T !
loverboy690
loverboy690loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA84 Threads 7 Polls 3,729 Posts
loverboy690East Jordan, Michigan USA3,729 posts
rasgumby: Please don't reuse the Charmin!!!

Plaese don't tease the farm manlaugh
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#13
Mar 10, 2009 12:36 PM CST Please DON'T !
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA13,695 posts
jessejess47: Please don't squeeze the family jewels.... come on you all know that was going to be one of the first responses.....
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#14
Mar 10, 2009 12:38 PM CST Please DON'T !
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA13,695 posts
Please turn on the charmin'. (changing pronunciation, for the Americans)
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#15
Mar 10, 2009 12:43 PM CST Please DON'T !
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
rasgumbyOPMoberly, Missouri USA4,665 posts
Are you saying this thread isn't Charmin the pants off of the womenconfused

rolling on the floor laughing
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#16
Mar 10, 2009 12:44 PM CST Please DON'T !
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
rasgumbyOPMoberly, Missouri USA4,665 posts
druidess6308: Please turn on the charmin'. (changing pronunciation, for the Americans)


It would take one darn great looking bottom to turn on the TP!tongue
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#17
Mar 10, 2009 6:19 PM CST Please DON'T !
DoznEggs
DoznEggsDoznEggsAny town, New Jersey USA17 Threads 933 Posts
DoznEggsAny town, New Jersey USA933 posts
rasgumby: Please don't reuse the Charmin!!!


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
but made me laugh
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#18
Mar 10, 2009 6:20 PM CST Please DON'T !
Italy101
Italy101Italy101union, New Jersey USA19 Threads 4 Polls 420 Posts
Italy101union, New Jersey USA420 posts
sweetowen: Charmin is a brand of toilet paper.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#19
Mar 11, 2009 4:06 AM CST Please DON'T !
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA99 Threads 10 Polls 4,665 Posts
rasgumbyOPMoberly, Missouri USA4,665 posts
It is so wrong that this paper that is made to wipe your bottom with... but so many use it to blow their noseconfused

would this make you a buttheaddunno
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#20
Mar 11, 2009 4:12 AM CST Please DON'T !
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia3,764 posts
rasgumby: It is so wrong that this paper that is made to wipe your bottom with... but so many use it to blow their nose

would this make you a butthead



Well I hope they blow their nose before wiping their downstairssigh
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