The reason behind a happy ever after marriage ( Archived) (6)

Mar 12, 2009 1:46 AM CST The reason behind a happy ever after marriage
Karma3
Karma3Karma3Somewhere, Tamil Nadu India84 Threads 588 Posts
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "While on our honeymoon, we decided to go horse riding. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out the revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead!!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho? You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?"
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after."
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Mar 12, 2009 1:49 AM CST The reason behind a happy ever after marriage
woody636
woody636woody636Elgin, Illinois USA3 Threads 1,267 Posts
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Mar 12, 2009 1:58 AM CST The reason behind a happy ever after marriage
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
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Mar 12, 2009 1:59 AM CST The reason behind a happy ever after marriage
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
Good joke! applause
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Mar 13, 2009 1:18 AM CST The reason behind a happy ever after marriage
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
rubendario: Good joke!
Are you shure its just a joke???grin grin
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Mar 14, 2009 1:34 PM CST The reason behind a happy ever after marriage
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
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