silly sayings that irritate me...how 'bout you?... (96)
bohemianjack: A day late and a page or more short
I always say... "could be worse" and most people, not thinking right, say why so down. I reply not down; what would you think if I said "could be better"?
I always say... "could be worse" and most people, not thinking right, say why so down. I reply not down; what would you think if I said "could be better"?
Always could be and has been. The answer is, your glass is half full. Your cup does not runithover.
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Always could be and has been. The answer is, your glass is half full. Your cup does not runithover.
I always drink tea and usually keep a cup steeping so I never run out.
That said ran across this the other day
The Pessimist's Mug
In these irrationally exuberant times, it's getting harder and harder for the self-respecting pessimist to stay unhappy. So pervasive is the hope, so overwhelming the positivity, that without the firmest grip on your sullen perspective, you might actually lose it. Then one day, you wake up looking at the bright side, whistling some inane showtune, and generally annoying everyone around you.
Fortunately, we've created a solution. Despair, Inc. is proud to introduce The Pessimist's Mug� Specifically engineered by the chronically cynical pessimists of Despair Laboratories�, this crystal-clear mug will help all who drink from it to Stay Grounded� by forever reminding them to see when the glass is half-empty.
Fashioned by the perpetually miserable using the extremely rare silicon dioxide compound, fused at very high temperatures with borates or phosphates.
DISCLAIMER: Product not compatible for use with plain milk or White Russians. Drinkers of either should consider adding chocolate syrup or Kahlua, respectively, to ensure compatibility.
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Thanks, now I want sweets. Are you telling me you choose to be on the self absorbed side?
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Thanks, now I want sweets. Are you telling me you choose to be on the self absorbed side?
French roast and dark chocolate in the morning
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My daughter once said (thats dope)
I went through her room and then I asked the question.
She said (thats dope) meens thats stupid.
I was relived.
I went through her room and then I asked the question.
She said (thats dope) meens thats stupid.
I was relived.
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i get pissed off when all these empty talking heads of t v say that there was <<countless somthings >> put a meter on it and youd know, wouldnt you keep a record or somthing . hey naked ,, somone stole yer light bulb when you were doin yer mugshot fer the site ..i think or im goin blinder than i think i am
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gordy22222: i get pissed off when all these empty talking heads of t v say that there was <<countless somthings >> put a meter on it and youd know, wouldnt you keep a record or somthing . hey naked ,, somone stole yer light bulb when you were doin yer mugshot fer the site ..i think or im goin blinder than i think i am
I will try to take a better mugshot. Thanks for noticing.
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not just my neck o the woods....
see it often on here - want someone with no baggage
wtf is that supposed to mean please...
forget everything you ever did, heard, saw, said and be....
utterly b****y boring?
see it often on here - want someone with no baggage
wtf is that supposed to mean please...
forget everything you ever did, heard, saw, said and be....
utterly b****y boring?
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Can I help you?
Your asking me that?
Well yeah I hope so
Your asking me that?
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How's it hangin? (hopefully not at all 
)
Y'all feel me? (no, nor do I want to)
Know what I'm talkin 'bout? (half the time the answer is no, the other half it's wtf?)
)Y'all feel me? (no, nor do I want to)
Know what I'm talkin 'bout? (half the time the answer is no, the other half it's wtf?)
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hollandgirl: Just for some reaction at times when asked; how are you?
I may say misrable thank you.
Often it does not even register.
I may say misrable thank you.
Often it does not even register.
Hi, you look great is a better statement.
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"Have a Nice Day"...
Why is it when someone says that to me, I just feel like decking them??
Why is it when someone says that to me, I just feel like decking them??
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petalbabe: "Have a Nice Day"...
Why is it when someone says that to me, I just feel like decking them??
Why is it when someone says that to me, I just feel like decking them??
Hi Petal, isn't it a nice day, like y'know to be going out for a walk, like, and doin a bit of shoppin y'know. Like there's sales on everywhere y'know like.
(anything irritating in that little speech?
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Fallingman: Hi Petal, isn't it a nice day, like y'know to be going out for a walk, like, and doin a bit of shoppin y'know. Like there's sales on everywhere y'know like.
(anything irritating in that little speech? )
(anything irritating in that little speech? )
Close...
Hi, sweetie..
Hope your well..
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petalbabe: Close...
Hi, sweetie..
Hope your well..
Hi, sweetie..
Hope your well..
Grand thanks. It's a sunny Saturday!
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