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My oldest when he was little used to watch "Battlebots" on TV and whenever I was sad, he would come up to me and poke me and say in a funny voice (that still makes me laugh) Battlebots. He's 22 and still does this. Okay, funny to me.
Hey Dana.
Hey Dana.
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I remember when my older son was about two years old he had come into the bathroom while I was inserting a tampon...and he called it a "mommy bandaid". I laughed hysterically about that for a long time. Still get a good chuckle out of it. 
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KrazieStill: My oldest when he was little used to watch "Battlebots" on TV and whenever I was sad, he would come up to me and poke me and say in a funny voice (that still makes me laugh) Battlebots. He's 22 and still does this. Okay, funny to me.
Hey Dana.
Hey Dana.
Barry! It's great to see you sweetie! Kids always have something to get us don't they. Em will pick me up and swing me around. Last night, I had to wrestle myself away from her when she threw me on the bed and tackled me.
We're a few years away from her Gay Men prayer. 
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druidess6308: I remember when my older son was about two years old he had come into the bathroom while I was inserting a tampon...and he called it a "mommy bandaid". I laughed hysterically about that for a long time. Still get a good chuckle out of it.
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dcj22: When my daughter was little and would say the blessing before dinner, instead of ending with AMEN, she would end with GAY MEN.
I thought it was so damn funny that I let it go on for about a year before telling her what she should be saying.
What are funny things your kids or grandkids have done?
I thought it was so damn funny that I let it go on for about a year before telling her what she should be saying.
What are funny things your kids or grandkids have done?
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One of the days this Winter my 2-y-o grandson was looking out the window and suddenly got all exited and yelled to me: "Looooook!!!! An airplane fall down on the roof!"
Knowing my little boy, I didn't get scared but still... living in New York and having witnessed 9/11 events 'live' on my way to work...
it did give chills. So I came running to see that what happened -
the wind
broke our neighbors antenna and it fall.
But it did look like an airplane.
Knowing my little boy, I didn't get scared but still... living in New York and having witnessed 9/11 events 'live' on my way to work...
it did give chills. So I came running to see that what happened -
the wind
broke our neighbors antenna and it fall. But it did look like an airplane.
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My gay friends especially loved it.
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Laura25: One of the days this Winter my 2-y-o grandson was looking out the window and suddenly got all exited and yelled to me: "Looooook!!!! An airplane fall down on the roof!"
Knowing my little boy, I didn't get scared but still... living in New York and having witnessed 9/11 events 'live' on my way to work...
it did give chills. So I came running to see that what happened -
the wind broke our neighbors antenna and it fall.
But it did look like an airplane.
Knowing my little boy, I didn't get scared but still... living in New York and having witnessed 9/11 events 'live' on my way to work...
it did give chills. So I came running to see that what happened -
the wind broke our neighbors antenna and it fall.
But it did look like an airplane.
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A woman I worked with had moved from Jersey to South Carolina. Of course, American southerners have their own way of saying things.
Her 7yo son was sitting in class one day and the teacher told the class to put up their pencils. He looked around and no one else was obeying.
He held his pencil up in the air! "He put it up!"
The rest of the kids put their pencils away, as the teacher intended.
Her 7yo son was sitting in class one day and the teacher told the class to put up their pencils. He looked around and no one else was obeying.
He held his pencil up in the air! "He put it up!"
The rest of the kids put their pencils away, as the teacher intended.
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My 3 year old got upset that his sister was born with no earrings.
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Laura25: My 3 year old got upset that his sister was born with no earrings.
why wasn't she??
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Laura25: My 3 year old got upset that his sister was born with no earrings.
Too cute!
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airliner: why wasn't she??
Your girls were born with earrings, Hank?
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airliner: why wasn't she??
Oh, ya know...
everything was so hectic - home delivery...
she came unprepared.
But she made it up to him - first smiles was for him exclusively.
So he is happy now.
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dcj22: Your girls were born with earrings, Hank?
they were born with natural charm, they didn't need rings of any sort
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ROFLOL at this thread!
Well my all time favorite is the one I posted in my "Most embarrassing moments" thread:
My oldest son had just started school and we were shopping in Kmart and it was around Thanksgiving time. We were stopped in an aisle when he yelled out, "LOOK MOM! PILGRIMS!!" I looked up and a mennonite family has started down our aisle. I was sooooo embarrassed, that I couldn't even laugh for apologizing to them. But when I got outside I absolutely cracked up!!!!!
Well my all time favorite is the one I posted in my "Most embarrassing moments" thread:
My oldest son had just started school and we were shopping in Kmart and it was around Thanksgiving time. We were stopped in an aisle when he yelled out, "LOOK MOM! PILGRIMS!!" I looked up and a mennonite family has started down our aisle. I was sooooo embarrassed, that I couldn't even laugh for apologizing to them. But when I got outside I absolutely cracked up!!!!!
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airliner: they were born with natural charm, they didn't need rings of any sort
Perfect answer! Em was too!
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dcj22: Your girls were born with earrings, Hank?
Probably not, but there was no little boy around waiting anxiously for his baby sister and (apparently
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hopefloats: ROFLOL at this thread!
Well my all time favorite is the one I posted in my "Most embarrassing moments" thread:
My oldest son had just started school and we were shopping in Kmart and it was around Thanksgiving time. We were stopped in an aisle when he yelled out, "LOOK MOM! PILGRIMS!!" I looked up and a mennonite family has started down our aisle. I was sooooo embarrassed, that I couldn't even laugh for apologizing to them. But when I got outside I absolutely cracked up!!!!!
Well my all time favorite is the one I posted in my "Most embarrassing moments" thread:
My oldest son had just started school and we were shopping in Kmart and it was around Thanksgiving time. We were stopped in an aisle when he yelled out, "LOOK MOM! PILGRIMS!!" I looked up and a mennonite family has started down our aisle. I was sooooo embarrassed, that I couldn't even laugh for apologizing to them. But when I got outside I absolutely cracked up!!!!!
Haha!
My niece Rowan (this means NO offense) got a baby born doll, a dark skinned one. Whom she named "black baby"!
They just say what they think!
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I thought it was so damn funny that I let it go on for about a year before telling her what she should be saying.
What are funny things your kids or grandkids have done?