Ship wrecked Irishman ( Archived) (6)

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted
island for over 10 years saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,'It's certainly not a ship.'

As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out
even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a
black wetsuit.

Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the
top of the wetsuit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,
'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?'
'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof
pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag.
'Faith and begorrah,' said the castaway, 'that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'

'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good
Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?' asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.'
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve,
unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. ' 'Tis nectar of
the gods!' shouted the Irishman. ' 'Tis truly fantastic!!!'

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle to the zippers end. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
sobbed, 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!'