From smoking to bananas (6)

Mar 24, 2009 7:58 AM CST From smoking to bananas
expat2be
expat2beexpat2beZierikzee, Zeeland Netherlands12 Threads 396 Posts
OK, let's ban smoking because it's unhealthy. Let's do more and imagine some things happening:

1. cigarettes vanish the next femtosecond... no more cigarettes. No more smokers. Cleaner air in public places. No more black lungs.

2. all the cars vanish as well... no more cars/vehicles to pollute the air. Cleaner air in cities. No more smog induced by cars.

3. alcohol vanishes as well... no more alcoholic drinks. No more drunkards. No more liver cirosis. No more vomiting at street corners.

A lot of no more's, and everybody's happy ever after.

Nice picture, isn't it?

Now picture this:

1' No more cigarettes sold, no more taxes on cigarettes, a lot less income for the state/crown

2' No more fuel sold, no more taxes on cigarettes, a lot less income for the state/crown

3' No more alcohol sold, no more taxes on cigarettes, a lot less income for the state/crown

3 times "a lot less" = "quite a lot less" and this has to be generated by something to compensate the loss. To come where from?

Let's see... what sells very good and is vital to people? Water, food... What next? Clothes. Next? Bycicles, as there are no more cars.

Further... electricity needs to be produced and it's price will go sky high

Nice picture, isn't it?
Mar 24, 2009 8:30 AM CST From smoking to bananas
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Well, the EU discriminated against non EU grown bananas for many years - maybe they still do............ and, let's face it, governments around the world are going into a protectionist phase to gain public support and win the next election so everything is 'going up in smoke' or 'down the tube' so roll a banana skin and be happy!

banana
Mar 26, 2009 11:53 AM CST From smoking to bananas
bazza5060
bazza5060bazza5060veliko tarnovo, Veliko Turnovo Bulgaria11 Posts
as a smoker myself i believe i have paid in taxes for any medical treatment and probably for a couple of non smokers
as a driver i have paid for new roads subsidized public transport
supported the government to be able to bail out banks etc
as a non drinker well i cant think of anything for that sorry h m g dont subsidize any thing in that line sorry

bazza

hi rusty knight
Mar 26, 2009 5:54 PM CST From smoking to bananas
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
You are not to worry, good people, they will impose tax even on banana skin, just wait and see

grin
Mar 27, 2009 2:07 AM CST From smoking to bananas
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Ok fine, I'm gonna take up smoking bananas....angel
Mar 27, 2009 3:00 AM CST From smoking to bananas
It will become Illegal to sell Bananas with the Skin!professor






























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